I beat natural selection.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Mommy told me about the birds and the bees last night...
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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GUESS WHAT? If you can read this you are not blind! CONGRATS!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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The ninjas killed my family.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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2boys1cup
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I have about nine kids.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Rub (here)
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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badboy69
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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And I don't.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I have genital herpes.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I'll eat the doughnut.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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666_JK!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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meatrocket8
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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singlemalestaynfit2000
of 41 votes, 0% like it
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wrestlingdudeasttn
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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youwantcomeandgetme2005
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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A-brad
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Sopry I hjvaave fatyu fiungvres.,/
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Lets LEARN!
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Kawaii.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Do me on the gay rainbow!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Now to be politically correct...
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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a/s/l???
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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God, I'm so borny.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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I'm on Match.com (hint).
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I'm sexually delicious.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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<yotam.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I cry.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Chris Crocker is my YouTube lover.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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@(o_o)@ Monkey.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt would be funnier if this was allowed to be longer.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Kind of am on expert..y'know how it is, GuitarHeroing it up.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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$5.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Auf Wiedersehen!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Sex Offender. Keep away from children.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I'm prego.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Borat thinks I'm funny... NAWT!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Du bist NIEEEMANNNNNNN
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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I have two...;).
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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-hot-
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Don't talk to me when I have my headphones on, kthnx.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Wnt mi bod-e?? Tnk Im seckz-e??
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Emos, keep your razor blades sharp!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Ohhh jaaaa, spiel mit mirrrr.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Don't forget your friend the condom.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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EXCITEMENT!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I haet mi leif.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I want your babies.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Beast.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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