Microwave not intended for use as cat dryer
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I'm a humanitarian. I only eat humans.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Trash talking makes your breath smell like garbage.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Is the pot racist for calling the kettle black?
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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God must work in VERY mysterious ways
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'd rather be happy-go-smart than happy-go-lucky
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Maybe you'd get a GF IRL, if you stopped using computer acronyms
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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BARACK '08AMA
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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You say potato, I say why can't we just all be friends?
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a control freak. Ctrl+A, Ctrl+S, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V...
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Willing to trade blood for oil
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I went from couch potato to you-"tuber"
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Due to oil-driven inflation, a picture is now worth 1200 words
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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There may be other fish in the sea, but none of them want my bait
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Individuals who eschew esoteric vocabulary are rather pedestrian
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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I'm more of a couch yam...
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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I remember Facebook when it was just for college students
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt was bought as a present- I kept it for myself, instead
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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In the land of the blind, this shirt would not be appreciated
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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When the going gets tough, CTRL + ALT + DEL
of 43 votes, 42% like it
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To avoid those weird standoffs, I’m going right. (YOUR LEFT!)
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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When I grow up, I want to be listed on Wikipedia
of 43 votes, 37% like it
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<IMG SRC = "CheGuevara.jpg">
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Gouda eaters agree: Ignorance is Swiss
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Wingmen: In order TO GET HER, stick TOGETHER
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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I would totally wear this shirt
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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So many ways to procrastinate. What's yours?
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Person in shirt may be closer than he appears
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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l'm 7rY1n6 2 M4k3 y0uR |1F3 d1ff1(u|t
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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I'm against wearing shirts with writing
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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25% of students can't convert percents to fractions... (It's 1/4)
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not fat. I'm just keeping pace with an expanding universe.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt just happened
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt is self-referencing
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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I'm 95% confident that statisticians rock
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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