So, I guess since MISSON WAS ACCOMPLISHED with the ABC Slogan challenge, I can finally direct my attention to giving this 365 day thing a whirl. After all, I have the shiny little red icon plastered in my About Me section. Officially, I signed up for this challenge on March 17, 2009, so now I'll have to backtrack up to the current. Some of these were created to meet other challenges like the ABC slogan challenge and various OSC contests. Here Goes Nothing!

UPDATES (Tentative) - On HOLD TILL FURTHER NOTICE!
5/22/09 - Tunnel vision: Great on back roads. Bad on inroads.
5/21/09 - I'm pretty full after taking all those bites out of crime.
5/20/09 - If I am wet behind the ears, then I missed a spot toweling off.
5/19/09 - Time flies when your hands aren't tied.
5/18/09 - i'd prefer my animals cooked, but a cracker will do.
5/17/09 - Teleporting: An advanced form of mind over matter.
5/16/09 - Why does a fat lady have to sing before you get the point?
5/15/09 - Deadzones: The number one killers of conversation.
5/14/09 - I don't care about being political, just correct.
5/13/09 - When chasing dreams, don't get caught by a nightmare.
5/12/09 - Fought the bed this morning and it almost won.
5/11/09 - Having an eye on things sorta puts your face at a disadvantage.
5/10/09 - Invisible friends never see the truth.
5/09/09 - Every blue moon you get a pink sun.
5/08/09 - I've tested the waters. I prefer dry land.
5/07/09 - Cash cows have the most cents.
5/06/09 - The secret to my success was keeping it secret.
5/05/09 - Floating Holidays are the hardest to pin down.
5/04/09 - If I take a Roman Holiday, where would I put it--the cookie jar?
5/03/09
Go Wireless: So you never get your wires crossed.
Wireless mice prefer apples to cheddar.
5/02/09 - Note to self: Fools come around more than one day in April.
5/01/09 - A pair of shoes are perfect [sole]mates.
4/30/09
You needn't drum up my drama. Toot your own horn.
and variation
You needn't bang out my drama. Toot your own horn.
4/29/09 - Running to the vending machine completes my workout regime.
4/28/09 - Irony: When you've run out of steam after a starch beginning.
4/27/09 - I'll take a rain check, my cloudy days are numbered.
4/26/09 - I'm not clever enuf to create slogans, I wrote a book instead.
4/25/09 - The short bus grew an inch on Thursday.
4/24/09 - Live life to the fullest, take a bite out of every minute.
4/23/09 - Self-assessment is overrated. That's why I have critics.
4/22/09 - Textile's Social Skills Brand: Tees that say more than people do.
4/21/09 - If lightening strikes twice, triple your hazard insurance.
4/20/09 - If you come to a fork in the road, you needn't split yourself over it.
4/19/09 - Call me when I'm not home.
4/18/09 - When you're in the doghouse, where does the dog sleep?
4/17/09 - Life is one long abstract poem.
4/16/09 - I'm trading this model in for a celestial body.
4/15/09 - Saturn: Lord of the Rings.
4/14/09 - Sun may be brighter, but Saturn has more bling.
4/13/09 - Busting a rhyme may require future suture.
4/12/09 - The future never stays current.
4/11/09 - If the joke's on me, how exactly do I wash it off?
4/10/09 - Anger management is the essential cure-all for mad money.
4/09/09 - Candid shots: Exposed from highlights and negatives.
4/08/09 - If I clocked you, it's because I'm all wound up.
4/07/09
Hair today, hairy tomorrow.
Kites live on a natural high.
Life lessons should be graded on the curve.
Quicksand keeps me head-deep in granular situations.
4/06/09 - Ironically, crosswords keep me even more puzzled.
4/05/09
Cubism: The art of angling.
and variation:
Cubism: Study of shape-shifting through canvas.
4/04/09 - Abstract poetry, like pulling rhythm from rhyme.
4/03/09 - Sad Endings: Producing more tear-jerkers than diced onion.
4/02/09
Puppeteers are notorious for pulling strings.
Fire isn't so bad as a glowing insect in a glass jar.
Fire is actually kind of cool as a glowing insect in a glass jar.
I've seen tons of prints on the beach. None was blue.
4/01/09 - Sum people neede a built-in spelchek.
3/31/09 - The root of all evil stores everything in a trunk.
3/30/09
Zippers, like third wheels, tend to get stuck in the middle.
X-ray vision falls just short of clairvoyance.
Creative License is just code for Fake ID.
Double-sided coin. It's the price for having two heads.
3/29/09 - Safari is great until you run into a firefox.
3/28/09 - Who needs robots? My PC has its own set of keys and drives.
3/27/09
Neither paper nor scissors would win against hard rock.
Rock, paper, or scissors is no match for heavy metal.
3/26/09
I'm opera's biggest fan as long as it involves web surfing.
Apparently, dance scripts require more footnotes.
Dance Theater: Producing more knee-jerkers than the ER.
3/25/09
People seem to draw a blank after reading Invisible Man.
and variation:
Invisible Man as a comic book keeps illustrators drawing blanks.
Vampires are always undercast for the day player roles.
and variation:
There's a shortage of vampires in day player roles.
3/24/09 - My life's an open book...written with invisible red ink.
3/23/09
A bad day is like a string of bad analogies.
Music, devoid of meaning or subtext, is just noise.
Noise, riddled with subtext, is background music.
Shadow puppets give whole new meaning to wall art.
3/22/09 - Speed dialing: It's what all the superheroes are doing.
3/21/09 - My life's a spiral notebook of cliff's notes.
3/20/08
Silent Movies: Yielding deafening crowd roars through subtitles.
Living dead wrestle with post-parting depression & acute insomnia.
Never judge a book's preface by its dogears.
Contentious poetic overtones are result of ethos abandonment.
My internal jukebox rocks--beating heart and all.
and variation:
My internal jukebox rocks--heartbeats, pulses, and all.
Epic page turners have thick spines.
An action film is a testosterone junky's quick fix.
Actors are people who have "reel" paying jobs.
Indie films are most enjoyable when wearing a maverick t-shirt.
3/19/09 - I'm reliving all the good parts once history repeats itself.
3/18/09 - History repeats itself just to relive the good parts.
3/17/09
Anarchy: The voices inside my head's 9th opus.
Bridge: Just one more thing to get over.
Elephants in rooms must take up lots of space.
Feel free to dawdle, I'm on borrowed time.
Geniuses are as smart as the rest of the world is dumb.
Justified misdeeds are the sanctioned laws of rulers.
Medulla Oblongata. Yeah, it ranks pretty low in my brain, too.
Near perfection is often preceded by repetition.
Optical Illusion: Hand gestures transformed into shadow puppets.
People in glass houses do the really bad stuff in the basement.
Riding someone's coattail keeps you a stitch ahead of the curve.
Snagging Pirates: ARGGGGH-uably a lost form of treasure hunting.
The canal was my first form of transportation.
Unicorn [uni+corn]: a single-bearing vegetable in a former life.
Visitors who overstay their welcome are called earthlings.
Your superhero can't hold a five-ton candle to mine.