I have all the expertise of a kid who everyone thought was going to be a child prodigy but proved to be a complete disappointment. However, my chocolate-chip muffins are to die for. My happy emo glasses only come out when books or computers are involved. I continue to maintain that my sense of humor has increased about 76% in the past four years. I've been out in the sun approximately fifteen times this summer and haven't tanned whatsoever. I love listening to the audience sing on a live CD and I like to curse in French, especially about the existence of writer's block.