<insert sarcasm here>
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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"I rock" in this context is a fact, not a country.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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"LOL!" I can't hear you.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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"LOL" Who's really watching?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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.51647 I've gone irrational .78967
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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100% homemade...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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2 <3... That, is called MATH.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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:) Because it would be scary if emoticons had teeth (:
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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A bear can't poop in the woods if he doesn't live there.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Act suspicious! It's good to test security...
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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All comments directed at me should be redirected to the hand...
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Apparently, public indecency doesn't stay in Vegas like they said
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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As a matter of fact, my refridgerator is running... from the cops
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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At least every word on this t-shirt is spelt correctly.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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At least this shirt was a better choice than a turtleneck...
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Beach, please.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Beans really are a magical fruit
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Brilliant idea brewing... Cue Light Bulb!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Clean windows: A fun way to confuse birds.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Communist Newspapers: Black and white and red all over...
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Congrats! You've just been promoted from lab rat to lab monkey!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Corners are for emo children...
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Corners are for squares
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Curiosity killed the cat... nine times.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Did you fall from heaven, or does your face just look like that?
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Did you know the word "gullible" is written on my shirt
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Did you know the word "gullible" is written on my shirt
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Dinosaurs are dead to me now...
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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dodododopoododododo
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Don't worry, I'm just judging your every move.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Emoticons: Now even the Internet is two-faced...
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Everybody knows what I think except me...
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Farting increases Global Warming
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Fight B.O. with deo
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Fire is hot. I've learned that the hard way...twice.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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For those who say I am not too old for this, I say..... now I am.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Future Crazy Cat Lady... Formerly Known as Future Crazy Bag Lady
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Global Warming is deflating my hair...
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Going green is difficult. It's hard to change colors on demand.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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He said she said that they said WHAT!?
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Hello, I'm ________________ the magnificent!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Hi, Hello, Bonjour, Hola.... Hey?
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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How dare you insult me!? Thinking I cared...
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I < 3 U is a mathmatical inequality...
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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i < 3 u. Love is an inequality.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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I < 3 U... just another example of the inequality in love.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I bet you get good mileage... in your car...
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I call him little buddy...
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I do not not care about you... not
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I follow my gut.... to the nearest buffet.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I have a bad habit of not finishing my ...
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I have a tree up my rear, not a stick... big difference.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I have average colored poop.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I know I'm funny... People laugh just looking at me...
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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I know you're looking down here...
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I like hot and spicy... burritos
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I like to Google myself when nobody's around...
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I never use sarcasm...
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I produce my own natural gasses...
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I read people's t-shirts, too...
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I remember what I ate for breakfast.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I suppose you will suffice...for now.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I totally can't tell that you have a combover...
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I use my carbon footprint to kick the environment in the face...
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I _________ you
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I'd like my heart back, please... I found out it has other uses.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'll sea you on the see shore.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm bringing nerdy back...
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I'm in the monkey business...
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not here to talk to you... I'm looking for my t.v. remote...
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I'm so gangster, I put hydrollics on my shoes...
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'm ______ the great
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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If God sees everything I do... is he watching me in the shower?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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If the grammar police existed, I would be the Sheriff.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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If you can read this, consider yourself lucky...I'm dressed.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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If you don't like this shirt, you're a Communist...
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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If you have to ask, you can't afford me...
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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If you want to see a real robot meet me on the dance floor.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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In conclusion, I hate conclusions.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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In my personal opinion, you suck.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Is it still public indecency if you're this sexy?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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is that your normal facial expression?
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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It is passed my bedtime...
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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It's a math joke, so I'm not surprised that you don't understand
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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It's a sad, sad, shame that people can't use words write...
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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It's passed my bedtime
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Jesus did it...
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Jokes would stop going over your head if you weren't so short...
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Ketchup stain goes here...
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Knit Sweaters: About as pleasant as wearing a bush of poison oak.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Lamp shade... just think about it...
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Lamp shades prevent us all from enjoying the bright side of life
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Let's just get to the point where you stop talking...
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Made with 100% all-natural Awesome...
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Made with 99.9% supernatural ingredients.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Made with real cheese!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Mary-go-round-the-block.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Math: Infinitely Wonderful
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Mostly confused almost always on a regular basis
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Mostly crazy almost always
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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My ideas are so bright I have to use a lamp shade...
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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My mom still dresses me...
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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My refridgerator ran a marathon and beat your mom....
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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My ship don't sink...
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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My ship don't sink...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Nerds are awesome to the millionth and one power....
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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No tag backs...
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Not it...
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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not jungle fever, bed head.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Not the brightest crayon in the box but thankfully not Peuce...
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Not the brightest crayon in the box but thankfully not Puke Green
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Not the brightest crayon in the box...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Now made with 100% real cheese (as opposed to the original 99.9%)
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Officer, I swear. The kid just hit my windshield...
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Oh no, you caught me...
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Professional Farter.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Put that hoe back in the shed when you are done using it...
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Read this shirt and die...
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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REWARD IF FOUND: Lost t.v remote. Have you seen it?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Robots are cool, they do simple shtuff. Like vacuum.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Santa is my homie...
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Sarcasm: expressing real feelings.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Sarcasm: you can't live without it.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Sarcasm: you'd die without it.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Say N-O to B.O.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Silence isn't worth its weight in gold.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Smells smelly
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Special is as special does...
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Stalker Status
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Stand back! I don't want to catch your stupidity.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Stupid pedestrians keep jumping infront of my car!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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svedish, ya ya.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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That is most definitely NOT blood on the back seat of my car...
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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The lights are on, but nobody is home...
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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The past is so five minutes ago...
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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There's a party in my tummy! ... Spinach isn't invited
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Think round rooms, emo child. There are no dark corners there.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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This is my secret identity t-shirt.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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This is my unlucky t-shirt...
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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This isn't a stop for the short bus. So what are you doing here?
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt conveniently spells convenient right...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt is fat free
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is most definitely not a sexual reference...
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt is textually explicit...
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt isn't dirty because it passed the sniff test...
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt's a souvenier... From your mom
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt's the only thing preventing me from public indecency.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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This time, you can believe your eyes.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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This writing's a testimate of my ability to wear shirts correctly
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Tihs olny wroks wehn you konw the rgiht ltetres in ecah wrod...
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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To answer your question: Yes, they are.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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To-Do List: wake up, eat, make your life miserable, eat again.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Today only happens once, until tomorrow.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Triangles are for squares...
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Turtlenecks: For people who weren't meant to be cool
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Twice as big as apples and oranges.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Ugh... You're so lame...
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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ultra trendy
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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University of Your Mother
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Vintage is so old fashioned...
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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WARNING: I'm intoxicating.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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WARNING: Dangerously sexy.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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WARNING: Oversized Load
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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We couldn't be awesome without me...
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Well, at least I got this outfit half right...
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Well, at least you are here physically...
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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What chyo problem is? You making fun o'my bad gramma'?
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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What was your mother thinking?
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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What will we do when machines can procrastinate?
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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When trying to hide in the trees... don't bark.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Why can't any of you spell?!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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you look constipated
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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You mean you don't have one of those?
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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you think I'm pregnant?
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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You were obviously an accident
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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You wouldn't understand... It's a nerd thing.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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You're a SQUARE! Mathematically speaking you're a rectangle, too.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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You're and your's. There is a difference
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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You're making fun of my shirt when you have a face like that?
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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You've got issues... And I am not talking about magazines...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Your highly contagious stupidity virus is bound to doom humanity
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Your mom bought me this t-shirt & said to consider it a souve
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Your mom bought me this t-shirt & said to consider it a souve
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Your mom bought me this t-shirt...
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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