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bco003
aka Betty has been a member since March 13, 2008, has scored 2142 submissions, giving an average score of 2.36.
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I forgot I had amnesia!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Forgetting to remember is easier than remembering to forget
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I have issues. Care to subscribe?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Mockingbirds sing the tale all too well.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Anticipation makes me...
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Sliced cheese: Next best thing to sliced bread.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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You better watch it, I'm under witness protection.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I succeed at failing.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm always prepared for impromptu!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Social networks killed my social life.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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This snazzy shirt compliments my smarty pants.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Your good humor has bad taste.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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AWESOME starts with A and ends with ME!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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This message will self destruct in 3..2..1..
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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ignoring that you're ignoring me
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My life is being destroyed by micro ninjas
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Out is back in.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Please disregard the angry mob behind me.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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RATIONAL = EMOTIONALLY CHALLENGED
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Avoiding the inevitable at will.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I avoid avoiders.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Curiosity killed the cat. Espionage ruined my life.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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My hidden talent only comes out when people aren't around.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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I can translate anything into gibberish.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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I'd be polite, but it's not nice to lie.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Comments taken personally, handled professionally.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Jay walkers cross the line.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Office printers must die.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I secretly stalk my stalkers.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I eat cereal for the free toys.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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Mystery meat solved.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I eat scholars for breakfast.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
already taken
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Do I look like a therapist?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Excuse #57129: I'm only human
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Fantastic flippin' flapjacks!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Headphones on. You off.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I care. Just not enough.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I drive barefoot.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Approach at own risk.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I'll knit you a nitpick!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm moving as fast as the person in front of me.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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logically challenged
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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nerd reject
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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No Smoking Zone
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Rejects are geeks in denial.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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rock > scissors
paper > rock
scissors > paper
I >
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Student Walker. Please yield.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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UNDO saved my life
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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Waiting for others to learn the virtue of patience. HURRY UP!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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What smells? Oh sorry, didn't see you there.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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