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Hazelip
Hazelip aka J. Hazelip is a 37.32 year old boy, has been a member since November 28, 2004, has scored 17,430 submissions, giving an average score of 0.33, helping 41 designs get printed.
Zombie Bait
of 48 votes, 25% like it
Disappointing my parents.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
I was raised by sea monkeys.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
I'm a criminal mastermi...ooh! Shiny!
of 49 votes, 22% like it
I have a delicious nougat filling.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
Ringtones: now you can be rude with a pop song soundtrack.
of 52 votes, 33% like it
I am hiding my nipples behind this clever slogan.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
If pigs could fly, I'd be eating delicious pork wings.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
Godless Heathen
of 52 votes, 23% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Actually, I kiss YOUR mother with this mouth.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
Everybody polka!
of 46 votes, 20% like it
I have the exact same shirt at home. Only different.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
I'm better looking in the dark.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
In every movie, Satan is always a snappy dresser.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
In the dark, I'm really good looking.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
Isn't toilet paper really butt paper?
of 50 votes, 20% like it
Ribbed for your pleasure.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Ringtones: now annoying strangers in over five million ways.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
Vegans taste better.
of 51 votes, 20% like it

My gallery photos

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me

I was born at a very early age.