Your conversation sucks if I say uh huh, Mmm Hmm and Yeah.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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A product called Patience reduced my fine lines and wrinkles.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Do you speak dumb-ass? It is the ancient language used by idiots.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Think life is a luxury! It's a necessity not a glob of snot!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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No!Almost!I'm not!I'm!All!oh crap.....I'm done.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I see nosey people!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I am a creator. I am not a imitator.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Manga is downright underrated!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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If you stab me in the back, I'll put a bigger blade into yours!
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Check your breaks! You almost walk right into me!
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I wish I could self-destruct everytime you say that lame slogan!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I'm the narrator! I create my own life story! No one else!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I control my own destiny! I have the power! No, I’m not a mutant.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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It's been done. Has it? Nuff said, Just rip it off
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Caution: Wearing this t-shirt will give you incredible powers
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I am truly a visionary but I am a slacker at heart.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Avoiding the retarded everyday has made me mentally challenged.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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If you read this slogan in reverse you must be a manga fan.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Beating the crap out of large stuffed animals keeps me sane!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Eat a 30 case of white castles a day help keeps the doctor away!
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I cannot work today!....I have a serious case of the munchies!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Hmm....You made an excellent choice.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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All the chicks say you cheap,cheap,cheap!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Try crazy glue. I suggest it to people who roll their eyes at me.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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A plumber wearing blue overalls and a red cap rescued me!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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If I tell you...I would have to tickle you.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Charisma + Spunk= Success
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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1lb steamed shrimp + 8oz glass of milk= deadly combination
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Callate+Utshay-Upay+Diam+Sta Zitto+Schnauze= Shut-up!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I WAS BORN TO BE DIFFERENT!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Want to release some heat! Battle Creek is the place to be!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Knock,Knock?! Is there a brain in there?!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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That was the most dumbest question I have ever been asked!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Join the nation of carbon copies! Dress to impress your peers!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Don't look at me I washed this shirt twenty days ago.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Knowledge and wisdom are the two weapons I choose!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Will you stop staring at me! I Already Know I look freakin' Good!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Man's greatest fear is a world without contact sports and liquor
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Choose wisely: Women, wealth or power?
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Stupidity is the leading cause of death among mankind.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Grab your enemy as if he was a ripe juicy red apple. Bite it!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Chewbacca wants all his hair back!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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I must have a huge zit on my face! So please stop staring at me!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Love is like a plump juicy red tomato in the palm of your hand.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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