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mxmus1983
aka Nathanael is a 26.85 year old boy, has been a member since March 11, 2008, has scored 162 submissions, giving an average score of 2.93.
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Hey! Life! Let go of my nuts!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Let's settle this like men, Rock, Paper, Scissors!
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Out of 23 million, I was the fastest swimming sperm.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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Let's play scrabble. C U F Y O K U
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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3 more payments and this shirt is mine!
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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I rent a house and take the bus to work, still want to talk?
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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You won't like me in the morning...I don't like me in the morning
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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If I run out of toilet paper, this shirt is my backup.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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At least I'm wearing clothes today!
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Introduce yourself so this doesn't have to be awkward.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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If I can overcome A.D.D. so can.....
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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I'm living proof abortion doesn't always work
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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You can touch me if you want....I don’t mind.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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If I had my way.....nevermind it’s not PG-13
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Leave me alone, I had a huge helping of reality today...
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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STD trading cards: Who’s got HIV?
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I’m afraid of the dark, but he doesn’t know that.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Life is like peanut butter, sticky and hard to swallow.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
5 + 5 = 27 I'm the next Einstein they say.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Are you serious?! Tampons aren't for dipping in kool-aid?!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Breast milk does NOT taste at all like 2%
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Chicken tastes better when it's dead!
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Five to One you fail in life!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Forever is a long time, will you settle for right now?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I cried during the Notebook
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I have a special ability, I can undress you with my eyes
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I like surprises, for example. I’m surprised your still here.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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If Tim Hortons Coffee Was A Woman, I Would Treat Her Like A Queen
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Is it true I smell like a dirty urinal?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Mom says I'm not dads kid, she also said he doesn't know this
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Move along, I'll leave you dissatisfied and disgruntled.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Open to the highest bidder.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Support the troops, they are supporting us!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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The Rubik's Cube Beats Me Everytime!
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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This is my Wednesday Shirt! I love Hump Day!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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World Quarters Champion!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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ZING!!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/694637/mxmus1983
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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