A ninjas silent treatment is usually fatal.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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When a ninja gets star-struck, it's usually fatal.
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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Ninjas always make the silent treatment deadly.
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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I just got back from the future and it was bleeping awsesome.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Tonight's dream is brought to you by the letters "ZZZ".
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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Tonight's dream is brought to you by the letter "Z".
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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I've hit a point in my life where I should have leveled up.
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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Sometimes I make sense, but other times cookies.
of 55 votes, 49% like it
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Time flies, especially when you're juggling clocks.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Ninjas make the silent treatment a deadly weapon.
of 66 votes, 32% like it
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Tonight's dream was brought to you by the letter "Z".
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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My ninja skills can be quite deceiving.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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I'd give my right eye to be a Pirate.
of 69 votes, 61% like it
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The greatest adventure of my life included saving a princess.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Sleep, helping make all my dreams come true.
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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Zombies and Cannibals agree: Clowns taste funny.
of 58 votes, 43% like it
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Sleepwalk and follow your dreams.
of 68 votes, 44% like it
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When A Ninja Gets Starstruck, It's Usually Fatal.
of 58 votes, 50% like it
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Thesauruses are evidence that dinosaurs aren't extinct.
of 53 votes, 45% like it
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Thesauruses are proven evidence that dinosaurs aren't extinct.
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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Zombies, 100% recycled humans.
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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Vampires Beware; I bite back.
of 62 votes, 34% like it
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Bear claws, adding another element of danger to baking.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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I just got back from the future, you'll never guess what happens.
of 58 votes, 34% like it
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Zombies, 100% recycled human.
of 70 votes, 51% like it
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In times of need, I can always count on my fingers.
of 60 votes, 38% like it
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I'm only cruel to animal crackers.
of 68 votes, 47% like it
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I'm sleeping in to follow my dreams.
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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Time travel has its speed limits.
of 66 votes, 29% like it
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Following my dreams requires me to sleep in.
of 79 votes, 49% like it
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Nightmares, when dreams unexpectically go wrong.
of 67 votes, 30% like it
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Pi, the delicious part of mathematics.
of 74 votes, 50% like it
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Due to inflation, I now charge a nickel for my thoughts
of 73 votes, 55% like it
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Fighting is pointless unless you are jousting.
of 68 votes, 40% like it
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Zombies, A recycled version of you.
of 61 votes, 48% like it
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Sorry, but paying attention isn't in my original budget.
of 59 votes, 39% like it
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The Future. Coming Soon!
of 65 votes, 46% like it
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If you are what you eat, then where can I find a box of awesome?
of 70 votes, 39% like it
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I just got back from the future, you'll never guess what happened
of 67 votes, 42% like it
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Banana phones have terrible reception.
of 81 votes, 31% like it
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(F)Making friends is easy.See back for details.(B)Pat hand here.
of 65 votes, 26% like it
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Writing with crayons helped me with my professional development.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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Reincarnation, it changes people.
of 77 votes, 49% like it
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My superpowers are only as strong as your imagination allows.
of 68 votes, 34% like it
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My childhood dream is to become a superhero.
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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Evil robots seem to put the fun in malfunction.
of 69 votes, 35% like it
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Pirates always seem to have an eye for adventures.
of 74 votes, 32% like it
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Dancing, the best prescription for disco fever
of 77 votes, 30% like it
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Mirrors put me face to face with my own worst enemy.
of 71 votes, 41% like it
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I'm from the future, I am here to tell you it doesnt go well.
of 64 votes, 36% like it
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Taking more naps is how I keep the dream alive.
of 73 votes, 42% like it
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My ninja skills may or may not exceed your expectations.
of 74 votes, 34% like it
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Reincarnation; Giving me hope that one day I'll be a dinosaur.
of 74 votes, 42% like it
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Time flies especially when you have a time machine.
of 75 votes, 40% like it
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Curiosity owes me a new cat.
of 79 votes, 71% like it
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I'm not anti social, I'm a ninja which makes me the silent type.
of 82 votes, 33% like it
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There's a hero in us all; Mine is unavailable at the moment.
of 83 votes, 40% like it
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Imagination; It's where my pet dragon lives.
of 88 votes, 45% like it
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Rocks are the key to every window of opportunity.
of 64 votes, 41% like it
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Video games taught me that a hundred coins is what life is worth.
of 62 votes, 35% like it
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Robots are bleeping awesome.
of 63 votes, 38% like it
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My future is bright, especially in the morning.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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Pirates always have an eye for adventure.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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Remember even serious professionals use to write with crayons.
of 68 votes, 29% like it
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An eye for an eye: Making pirates out of common people.
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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Dictionaries; it's what defines success.
of 68 votes, 32% like it
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Astronauts always need their space.
of 84 votes, 49% like it
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Saving a princess is what I do best.
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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Robots, the children of the future.
of 77 votes, 36% like it
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Dancing to a different beat is a sign that you can't dance.
of 70 votes, 46% like it
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Speed limits make time travel nearly impossible.
of 70 votes, 41% like it
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Ice cream, my type of inside scoop.
of 61 votes, 31% like it
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When life's' a beach I break out the sunscreen
of 57 votes, 33% like it
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I bribe people with candy, it makes the deal a little sweeter.
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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Revenge is actually best served microwaved.
of 58 votes, 41% like it
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Life's only fair when it involves ferris wheels and cotton candy.
of 74 votes, 30% like it
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Pirates seem to have an eye for adventure.
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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(On Back) Scratch here and I promise to return the favor.
of 74 votes, 30% like it
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Reality has ruined my imagination.
of 69 votes, 39% like it
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Video games misinformed me about the ventures of being a plumber.
of 64 votes, 45% like it
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Brainstorming always seems to ruin my sunny days.
of 75 votes, 35% like it
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The boogey monster actually lacks dancing skills.
of 74 votes, 30% like it
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Ice cream, The solution to every problem.
of 73 votes, 38% like it
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I remember when Earth use to be cool.
of 70 votes, 41% like it
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Recycling keeps me from being trashy.
of 67 votes, 45% like it
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9 out of 10 zombies agree: Great minds taste alike.
of 65 votes, 46% like it
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Actually jackets are the cure for the common cold.
of 62 votes, 32% like it
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My time machine only takes me to the future one second at a time.
of 57 votes, 37% like it
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Going undercover always makes me want to take a nap.
of 72 votes, 32% like it
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I hate it when aliens invade my space.
of 64 votes, 38% like it
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Dancing to a different beat actually means you have no rhythm.
of 74 votes, 26% like it
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Speed Limits prevent me from traveling back in time.
of 81 votes, 27% like it
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Watch out, I'm about to do something spontaneous.
of 40 votes, 48% like it
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Don't believe what they say, my high horse is the average size.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I'd rather sit than to stand the test of time.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
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Clliches; not making much sense since sliced bread.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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the internet, providing you with information that might be true.
of 33 votes, 61% like it
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Another mans heartbreak is another mans rebound.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
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Trees, the most popular place for K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
of 34 votes, 59% like it
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Video games taught me the importance of mushrooms.
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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It's time you take responsibility for my failures
of 45 votes, 62% like it
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Trees, The number one place for K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
of 60 votes, 43% like it
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Sugar, it's my gateway drug.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
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Old people really know how to rock!
of 44 votes, 34% like it
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Dancing, it's my weapon of choice.
of 42 votes, 57% like it
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The shortest distance from A to B is actually staying at A.
of 45 votes, 49% like it
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Candy, the original way to get a rush.
of 43 votes, 51% like it
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Thanks to our teachers we all can read this.
of 44 votes, 48% like it
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Running from my fears is how I stay in shape.
of 59 votes, 53% like it
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When it rains, it pours, and I get a free car wash.
of 51 votes, 53% like it
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Help! I seem to have fallen off my high horse.
of 45 votes, 53% like it
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I'm not anti social; I'm a ninja, which makes me the silent type.
of 51 votes, 63% like it
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Growing up is easy, all you have to do is wait for it.
of 52 votes, 56% like it
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I tried reverse psychology and all I got was ygolohcysp.
of 63 votes, 63% like it
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I use to be human, but I upgraded to being a robot.
of 44 votes, 55% like it
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(on back)Smack talking is prohibited in this area.
of 43 votes, 44% like it
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Dancing to a different beat actually means you can't dance.
of 50 votes, 70% like it
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I'd free my mind, but then I'd have empty thoughts.
of 53 votes, 51% like it
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Reality is nice, but I wouldn't want to live there.
of 53 votes, 75% like it
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Reincarnation, giving me hope that one day I'll be a dinosaur.
of 52 votes, 65% like it
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9 out of 10 zombies agree; great minds taste alike.
of 47 votes, 72% like it
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Curiosity owes me a cat.
of 75 votes, 68% like it
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Cliches, confusing people since sliced bread
of 43 votes, 63% like it
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Television ruined my imagination.
of 43 votes, 56% like it
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Words are innocent until they are sentenced
of 65 votes, 66% like it
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The food chain is broken due to my ferocious appetite.
of 47 votes, 62% like it
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Don't let my dance moves fool you, I'm here to handle business.
of 50 votes, 60% like it
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There's a hero inside me, but he's not available at the moment.
of 62 votes, 61% like it
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An eye for an eye; making pirates out of common people.
of 66 votes, 73% like it
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Mimes never know how to break the awkward silence.
of 58 votes, 69% like it
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Sleepwalkers really know how to follow their dreams.
of 64 votes, 63% like it
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Astronauts are serious about needing their personal space.
of 54 votes, 59% like it
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Imagination, it's where my pet dragon lives.
of 55 votes, 69% like it
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My photographic memory doesn't need film, its gone digital.
of 57 votes, 56% like it
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An exclamation point makes boring stuff exciting!
of 56 votes, 64% like it
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I'm a risk taker, I color outside the lines
of 46 votes, 65% like it
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Mother Nature owes me a dinosaur.
of 48 votes, 50% like it
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Paying attention wasn't in my original budget.
of 60 votes, 57% like it
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Dark times are ahead, especially after the sun sets.
of 65 votes, 58% like it
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During conversations I pause...... to add a dramatic effect.
of 58 votes, 59% like it
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Actually dictionaries are what define success.
of 62 votes, 63% like it
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Jackets, the common cure for the cold.
of 43 votes, 53% like it
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Life's easier when you have the cheat codes.
of 47 votes, 62% like it
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Pennies, nickels, dimes, & quarters agree; change is good.
of 49 votes, 51% like it
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I trusted a stranger and all I got was candy.
of 65 votes, 60% like it
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Robots are so bleeping awesome.
of 64 votes, 67% like it
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I just arrived from the past a second ago.
of 56 votes, 63% like it
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Be advised; music is radio active.
of 60 votes, 58% like it
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An eye for an eye will make a lot of people pirates.
of 65 votes, 66% like it
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Zombies & cannibals agree; they prefer seasoned vets.
of 56 votes, 52% like it
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The answer to lifes questions won't be found by reading my shirt.
of 51 votes, 57% like it
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My train of thought always seems to be delayed.
of 56 votes, 54% like it
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Every time an alarm clock rings someones dream is ruined.
of 58 votes, 66% like it
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front-Want to be friends? See details on back-Don't stab me here
of 55 votes, 62% like it
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My greatest challenge in life includes saving a princess.
of 51 votes, 67% like it
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I look forward in life because I don't want to run into stuff.
of 52 votes, 56% like it
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Video games taught me how to push peoples buttons.
of 54 votes, 56% like it
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Science, it's where everything's matter.
of 49 votes, 65% like it
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Zombies love to dance because it helps them feel alive.
of 53 votes, 62% like it
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Treasure hunts aren't what they use to be without the pirates.
of 49 votes, 57% like it
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I foil evil plans just like they're leftovers.
of 41 votes, 63% like it
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I foil evil plans like they are leftovers.
of 46 votes, 54% like it
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I had a "date with destiny" and I got stood up.
of 59 votes, 66% like it
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I envy calendars because they always seem to have a date.
of 68 votes, 66% like it
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(front)Follow the leader (back) I don't know where I'm going.
of 47 votes, 57% like it
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(front)Luck is coming your way.(back)Luck just passed you by.
of 53 votes, 58% like it
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(front)People think I'm paranoid.(Back) Stop following me.
of 66 votes, 62% like it
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Video games, helping prove that a couch potato can be a hero.
of 58 votes, 57% like it
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Dreams; always making sleep a lot more exciting.
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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Video games, where I use to live my life 8-bit different.
of 55 votes, 56% like it
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I'll take your advise, but I'll wait until you're not looking.
of 61 votes, 52% like it
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My plumbing experience includes saving a princess.
of 58 votes, 66% like it
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I'd give you my heart, but then I'd be dead.
of 56 votes, 80% like it
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Robots bebop to a different beat.
of 44 votes, 61% like it
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My reality checks never seem to clear.
of 55 votes, 71% like it
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Pirates got game because they always seem to get the booty.
of 47 votes, 64% like it
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I seek adventure because he owes me $20.00.
of 51 votes, 55% like it
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Freeze tag always gives me temporary super powers.
of 51 votes, 75% like it
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Warning; I'm spontaneous,which might lead to a breakout solo.
of 49 votes, 55% like it
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In case of fire break out the marshmallows.
of 55 votes, 78% like it
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Nightmares ; when dreams unexpectically go wrong.
of 40 votes, 63% like it
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If something historical happens at this moment; I was there.
of 53 votes, 64% like it
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(green)This is my environmentally friendly shirt.
of 45 votes, 58% like it
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I'm not good at hide & seek; (glow in the dark) Told you.
of 53 votes, 58% like it
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(on side) This is where side effects will occur.
of 54 votes, 69% like it
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Sunglasses are recommended when looking on the bright side.
of 58 votes, 71% like it
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Keeping up with the times is an around the clock job.
of 51 votes, 69% like it
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Revenge is much sweeter when it's covered in chocolate.
of 52 votes, 60% like it
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In case of a blackout... (glow in the dark) Follow Me.
of 51 votes, 63% like it
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Fonts are always my type.
of 49 votes, 61% like it
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The sun always knows how to brighten up my day.
of 45 votes, 62% like it
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Note to self, get a friend.
of 48 votes, 54% like it
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I can't take my dragon anywhere, he's a fire hazard.
of 44 votes, 66% like it
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I always jam, especially when peanut butter's involved.
of 40 votes, 68% like it
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Looking back leaves me vulnerable to running into stuff.
of 48 votes, 69% like it
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Mirrors always seem to reflect my best features.
of 43 votes, 65% like it
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In a fight, dancing is my weapon of choice.
of 53 votes, 74% like it
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Stop staring, it's rude.
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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Play time isn't what it use to be.
of 39 votes, 59% like it
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My time machine only takes me to the future a second at a time.
of 54 votes, 76% like it
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I am scientific evidence that being awesome does exist.
of 43 votes, 67% like it
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I did it all for the cookies.
of 46 votes, 72% like it
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My fights usually require special effects
of 43 votes, 70% like it
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My fighting skills always require special effects.
of 39 votes, 62% like it
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Roses are red; violets are blue; I'm observant, but can't rhyme.
of 51 votes, 73% like it
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Decaf coffee; it's what Evil's brewing.
of 47 votes, 51% like it
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(on back) If you're reading this then you're losing the race.
of 49 votes, 76% like it
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Don't mind me, I'm just an alien in a human costume.
of 49 votes, 71% like it
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Life would be more upbeat if it were a musical.
of 41 votes, 59% like it
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I'm not perfect in your world, but your world is wrong.
of 42 votes, 62% like it
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From the look of things, I've been here before.
of 46 votes, 59% like it
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Getting ahead of myself is my out of body experience.
of 53 votes, 81% like it
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Booths, they take a toll on me.
of 43 votes, 65% like it
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My train of thought doesn't need tracks.
of 35 votes, 66% like it
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My imagination is the secret to my super powers.
of 43 votes, 70% like it
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Growing up is easy, just wait for it.
of 45 votes, 62% like it
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Wasted talent never looked so good.
of 53 votes, 62% like it
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Super heroes made running around in your underwear cool.
of 42 votes, 50% like it
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Super heroes make running around in your underwear cool.
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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Canada; putting the (eh) in America
of 64 votes, 67% like it
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Banana phones always seem to drop my calls.
of 47 votes, 62% like it
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Super villains aren't bad, they're just drawn that way.
of 56 votes, 61% like it
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Escaping from reality is on my to do list.
of 55 votes, 75% like it
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Enjoy the view, because this is what awesome looks like.
of 45 votes, 71% like it
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Killing time actually makes me guilty of a crime.
of 49 votes, 61% like it
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I'm no doctor, but a broken heart actually means you're dead.
of 52 votes, 67% like it
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The dance floor is where I handle business.
of 56 votes, 57% like it
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A show of hands usually includes hand puppets.
of 56 votes, 61% like it
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According to my research, life is worth 100 coins.
of 40 votes, 58% like it
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Dear Santa, you don't exist. Sincerely, Reality
of 48 votes, 52% like it
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Eating; it's my animal instinct.
of 42 votes, 55% like it
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Red light
stop; green light go; & flashing light dance.
of 48 votes, 54% like it
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Due to inflation, I now charge a nickel for my thoughts.
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so get me some bees.
of 48 votes, 48% like it
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Reading this is a violation of my personal space.
of 44 votes, 59% like it
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Beware of Disco Fever; It's highly infectious.
of 38 votes, 61% like it
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Time flies when you juggle clocks.
of 58 votes, 69% like it
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Alphabet soup is always d-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s.
of 51 votes, 53% like it
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Sleepwalking; Taking the right steps to following your dreams.
of 52 votes, 62% like it
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I'm a somebody to somebody.
of 49 votes, 63% like it
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Uphill battles are difficult especially if there's an avalanche.
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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(on back)Follow me and let's have an adventure.
of 47 votes, 57% like it
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Fighting is pointless unless we are jousting.
of 62 votes, 65% like it
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My high horse is actually the average size.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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I must be a superhero cause everyone calls me Captain Obvious.
of 50 votes, 52% like it
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Santa always seems to put me on the wrong list.
of 39 votes, 67% like it
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Santa stalks me all year long.
of 38 votes, 66% like it
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If I were you, you'd be awesome.
of 61 votes, 69% like it
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Throwing crayons is how I pass with flying colors.
of 63 votes, 67% like it
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Smiling always seems to ruin the sad moments in life.
of 57 votes, 54% like it
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Laughter; it slowly kills clowns
of 54 votes, 46% like it
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Dancing to a different beat usually means you're uncoordinated.
of 66 votes, 70% like it
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I envy calenders because they always seem to have a date.
of 55 votes, 75% like it
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Awesome always ends with me!
of 64 votes, 63% like it
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Words are innocent until they are sentenced.
of 57 votes, 60% like it
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Walking backwards is how I travel back in time.
of 39 votes, 77% like it
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Booby traps sound fun, but they can be quite deadly.
of 61 votes, 57% like it
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Beware of shadows, they are shady people.
of 49 votes, 51% like it
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Models are all a bunch of posers.
of 60 votes, 67% like it
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Models are all posers.
of 49 votes, 63% like it
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Space; the three-dimensional extent in which awesomeness occurs.
of 49 votes, 53% like it
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Warning; My dance moves are a fire hazard.
of 61 votes, 61% like it
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Paying attention is not in my budget.
of 67 votes, 58% like it
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You have an opinion, but it's just not important.
of 62 votes, 61% like it
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In the story of your life I might be the villain or the hero.
of 46 votes, 61% like it
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Rocks; the key to opening the window of opportunity.
of 58 votes, 72% like it
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Rocks; the key to every window of opportunity.
of 56 votes, 68% like it
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The future is bright, especially in the morning.
of 51 votes, 67% like it
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Snowflakes are unique, but they all taste the same to me.
of 79 votes, 89% like it
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Dreams are now available in HD.
of 57 votes, 61% like it
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(upside down)I just turned your world upside down.
of 52 votes, 65% like it
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Darkness falls on those who don't pay their electrical bill.
of 62 votes, 79% like it
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Living in the fast lane is a bad real estate location.
of 60 votes, 53% like it
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My poker face is more effective when no ones looking.
of 63 votes, 71% like it
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Don't trust strangers, unless they give you candy.
of 50 votes, 52% like it
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Don't trust strangers, unless they offer you candy.
of 48 votes, 56% like it
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With great power comes a great superhero outfit.
of 76 votes, 68% like it
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I exercised the demons and lost a few pounds.
of 61 votes, 62% like it
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Being awesome; it's hereditary.
of 51 votes, 63% like it
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Vampires; proving once again that there is life after death.
of 51 votes, 55% like it
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Vampires really know how to leave their mark.
of 54 votes, 59% like it
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Life would be easier with cheat codes.
of 49 votes, 55% like it
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Sequels are the real horror.
of 45 votes, 58% like it
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The boogey monster actually can't dance.
of 53 votes, 60% like it
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Frankenstein; The 1790 science fair champion.
of 58 votes, 72% like it
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Lifes ups & downs usually causes motion sickness.
of 56 votes, 55% like it
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100 coins is a small price to pay for an extra life.
of 55 votes, 64% like it
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Maturity killed the child within me and I want vengeance.
of 47 votes, 49% like it
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Walking on eggshells is not as difficult as people think.
of 46 votes, 57% like it
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(black font on black shirt) If you can read this my covers blown.
of 50 votes, 58% like it
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While you were sleeping I saved a princess & her kingdom.
of 54 votes, 59% like it
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Tripping will be my downfall.
of 68 votes, 72% like it
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Tripping; it's my downfall.
of 59 votes, 66% like it
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Great jokes always help a bad case of the giggles.
of 49 votes, 57% like it
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My disappearing act needs work.
of 68 votes, 85% like it
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If you can read this my cover's blown.
of 55 votes, 60% like it
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Even though I didn't start it, awesome always ends with me
of 63 votes, 56% like it
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I hope I don't die today because living is kind of my thing.
of 65 votes, 63% like it
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I hate when aliens invade my space.
of 64 votes, 73% like it
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Laughter goes best with a clever name and an evil plan.
of 67 votes, 72% like it
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Wait for it... this shirt will self destruct in due time.
of 50 votes, 52% like it
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Cashiers are always checking me out.
of 86 votes, 83% like it
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Originality is so cut and paste.
of 52 votes, 65% like it
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Technically we all fall victim to name calling.
of 50 votes, 72% like it
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I'd take more life risks if I found a
1-up mushroom.
of 53 votes, 66% like it
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Life makes more sense in the dictionary.
of 57 votes, 68% like it
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Stuff, it's what I do.
of 51 votes, 63% like it
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Gravity's a real downer.
of 56 votes, 57% like it
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Life's better when you're immortal.
of 59 votes, 66% like it
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(on sleeve) angry, excited, jealous, happy, sad, loving, annoyed
of 52 votes, 58% like it
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Things that go bump in the night are usually rated-R.
of 61 votes, 56% like it
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What was the best thing "before" sliced bread?
of 68 votes, 71% like it
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Red meat is not bad for you, the fuzzy green meat is.
of 65 votes, 63% like it
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Memory Lane is closed due to amnesia.
of 76 votes, 72% like it
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There's no future, I always seem to wake up in the present.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
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Life is full of surprises, especially if you have amnesia.
of 79 votes, 73% like it
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Satisfactions easy when expectations are low.
of 60 votes, 57% like it
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(front)Show your support; Details on back.(back)Pat hand here.
of 60 votes, 80% like it
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Spread the word, it goes great on wheat bread.
of 46 votes, 54% like it
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Everything’s cancelled due to alien invasion.
of 60 votes, 72% like it
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Life, it will be the death of me.
of 57 votes, 61% like it
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Predictable; I knew you were going to read my shirt.
of 54 votes, 65% like it
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People of Earth I come in peace.
of 54 votes, 72% like it
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Yes, Vindictive is my middle name.
of 56 votes, 52% like it
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I push the envelope so much, I'm becoming a mailman."
of 62 votes, 58% like it
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Coffee: It's not my cup of tea.
of 83 votes, 82% like it
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Warning: A pocket full of sunshine is a fire hazard.
of 74 votes, 80% like it
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Reality bites, so bite back, but harder.
of 75 votes, 64% like it
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When life's a blur, get glasses.
of 58 votes, 52% like it
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When life's a blur, get some glasses.
of 67 votes, 52% like it
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Unusual starts with you
of 66 votes, 71% like it
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My vision is cloudy, so I predict rain.
of 79 votes, 67% like it
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Free Hugs (plus shipping, handling, & some other hidden fees.
of 93 votes, 74% like it
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Brainstorming can be dangerous, especially when holding a tree.
of 81 votes, 64% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, shred the evidence.
of 85 votes, 72% like it
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Life would be better if it was in
3-D.
of 66 votes, 67% like it
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I never have a solution, but I certainly admire the problems.
of 73 votes, 60% like it
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Space, It takes my breath away.
of 72 votes, 57% like it
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I hate it when people steal my ideas before I think of them.
of 99 votes, 74% like it
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Imagination plus innovation equals Robotic Dinosaur Ninjas.
of 79 votes, 61% like it
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There'll always be prayer in schools as long as there are tests.
of 76 votes, 67% like it
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I made my homework into a paper airplane and it was hijacked.
of 74 votes, 62% like it
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Bringing the noise got me a citation.
of 66 votes, 58% like it
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Experience is just the name we give our mistakes.
of 93 votes, 74% like it
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E = M.C. Hammer
of 85 votes, 62% like it
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Mood swings give me whiplash.
of 93 votes, 76% like it
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Pinatas, the sweet taste of candy guts.
of 97 votes, 67% like it
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I plan to live forever; so far so good.
of 122 votes, 72% like it
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Going undercover always makes me sleepy.
of 132 votes, 61% like it
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I'm no prophet, but I can turn water into Kool-Aid.
of 141 votes, 73% like it
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Giving me a piece of your mind will just give me a bigger brain.
of 129 votes, 68% like it
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Atheist: A non-prophet organization.
of 145 votes, 74% like it
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Warning, I tend to randomly break out in song and dance.
of 122 votes, 61% like it
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If this shirt's found, please return to the nearest naked person.
of 144 votes, 72% like it
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Vengeance is mine, I bought it online with free shipping.
of 134 votes, 70% like it
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When I grow up I want to be a burden on society!
of 135 votes, 67% like it
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In other news, Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
of 139 votes, 68% like it
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A world without bears would be unbearable.
of 170 votes, 76% like it
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Save The Polar Bear! Make More Ice Cubes.
of 128 votes, 63% like it
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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
of 143 votes, 73% like it
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Just as mysteriously as I appeared, (front)
I am gone! (back)
of 131 votes, 71% like it
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If you can't read this, then I am invisible!
of 123 votes, 67% like it
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Pain, I can handle it until it hurts.
of 133 votes, 69% like it
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This looks like a job for that guy!
of 104 votes, 60% like it
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Be Alert! The world needs more lerts!
of 99 votes, 61% like it
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Who? What? When? Where? Why? Sometimes How?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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