my liver is a workoholic
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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everyone has a story to tell, some of them just are boring
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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art is everywhere like f-art or wallm-art
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I need my own soundtrack.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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One day I saw robots fighting with pirates and ninjas.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I would prefer the death star as moon because it can fire lasers!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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You smell like new sneakers!
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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old bananas actually are cow embryons
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I hate emoticons! >:(
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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It' s fun to print with the C M Y K!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factory: A gay joke if you ask me!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I would love to wear flowers in my hair but people think it's gay
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Blues makes me sad and death metal makes me dead
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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3 2 1 FUN!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Walking is awesome
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I wish beards would fit me.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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Dear reader, please perform a funny dance. Thank you.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I dont care for your name, I simply call you Jake!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Hi, I' m ___. For only 99,95 $ per month we can be friends!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I' m magical made of sunshine dust!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the Jean-Baptiste Grenouille of music!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I' m no emo, I just like the haircut, the clothes and the music!
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Uncool is the new cool!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I expected you would read this!
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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I cant talk that s why I wear this.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Skunks arent nice. Bunnys are nice.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Make your Monday become Sunday II!
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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(Just Trying To Get Attention With This)
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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If You Don' t Give Me Money, You' re A Koala Hater!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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In The Train Or The Bus The Fat Chicks Always Sit Next To Me!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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One Day A Guy With A Big Hand Will Slap You In The Face!
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Anna is a scary name cause however you read its always Anna
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Wow, this is like the bestest day ever!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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8OO8S
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt gives me the ability to transform into a super robot.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Tips please.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I always was a fashion victim. Wearing this shirt makes me think.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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HAHA! (To be polite when you tell me a joke.)
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Don' t search "qqqqq" on google' s I' m feeling lucky!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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An Apple A Day Keeps The Windows Away!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I throw Apple into your Windows
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Every shirt looks better with a slogan on it
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Good Girls Swallow! Eating disorders are bad!
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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