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amaliaslash
amaliaslash aka Chimera of cameras is a 25.84 year old girl, has been a member since November 26, 2004, has scored 26,917 submissions, giving an average score of 1.92, helping 453 designs get printed.
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I wish I knew how to play a banjo and then I could be Steve Martin's friend...

Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Mar 03 '10 at 7:54pm
i should get this for my banjo
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Mar 03 '10 at 7:54pm
so many things in that photo are awful
amaliaslash
amaliaslash on Mar 03 '10 at 7:54pm
Also, apparently the artist ("artiste") has her 11-year-old daughter work as her sidekick on these projects. Mmmmm.
iPear
iPear on Mar 03 '10 at 7:55pm
hahaha animated .gif
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 03 '10 at 7:56pm
I have yet to hear Dan play his banjo.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Mar 03 '10 at 7:56pm
that's the best place they could find to take the picture? outside? hung on a tree?
d3d
   d3d on Mar 03 '10 at 7:57pm
anyone who wants that isn't going to have more than 3 bucks to spend on it
amaliaslash
amaliaslash on Mar 03 '10 at 7:59pm
They probably spent it all on rye already!
amaliaslash
amaliaslash on Mar 03 '10 at 7:59pm
rye whiskey
amaliaslash
amaliaslash on Mar 03 '10 at 7:59pm
or rye grilled cheese sandwiches, I guess.
TiffanyStarburst
TiffanyStarburst on Mar 03 '10 at 8:12pm
Okay dont want to be a party pooper or something... But I kinda already seen unicorns doing it a 1000 times before threadless een excisted.. Exactly the same way as the design that got printed.



No I don't live in fantasia.



Peoples minds work incredibly the same you know... Ive seen 2 design here of animals wearing people as clothes, Ive drawn that when I was eleven :')

I thought I was super-original to do a rainbow-puking-unicorn-in-toilet... nope.

so.. anyway.



How can you tell this is actually stolen from threadless? :P
d3d
   d3d on Mar 03 '10 at 8:19pm
are you being contrary just for fun?
mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 03 '10 at 8:20pm
I think it has something to do with it being the exact same design.
TiffanyStarburst
TiffanyStarburst on Mar 03 '10 at 8:26pm
I think I dont get what this topic is about :')



Wasnt this about that a design from threadless was stolen and put on a banjo-bag? :')
mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 03 '10 at 8:28pm
I thought it was about the gif.
TiffanyStarburst
TiffanyStarburst on Mar 03 '10 at 8:29pm
AAARGH...to...confusing..for...my...simple...blond..brains..
iPear
iPear on Mar 03 '10 at 8:30pm
Your use of smileys at the end of your sentences confuses and enrages me!
jaywalkergraphics
jaywalkergraphics on Mar 03 '10 at 8:35pm
TiffanyStarburst on Mar 03 '10 at 8:12pm

But I kinda already seen unicorns doing it a 1000 times before threadless een excisted...Exactly the same way as the design that got printed.




Quick! Anybody! Find any other picture of unicorns humping. GO!
TiffanyStarburst
TiffanyStarburst on Mar 03 '10 at 8:55pm
I said EXACTLY the same.



Use google: unicorns + different terms of the act and youll find plenty.





professorE
professorE on Mar 03 '10 at 9:40pm
I just googled "unicorn sex" and "unicorn fucking" and all I got was people fucking unicorns, Afternoon Delight, people with tattoos of Afternoon Delight and people wearing Afternoon Delight.



Oh, and a tattoo of a unicorn fucking a dolphin. I'm stopping there.
amaliaslash
amaliaslash on Mar 03 '10 at 10:08pm
Also because.....it's very clearly the same forms, just flipped and a little messy because it's been hand-sewn to something. I'm just saying, even if there are tons and tons and tons of unicorns humping on the internet (....are there?), this is a rip of a printed threadless design.



If they had illustrated it themselves (and I say THEY, since it's a parent-daughter combination), then maybe the unicorns' manes wouldn't be falling so fluidly. If I were drawing a horse on my own, I'd probably leave hair out of the silhouette because it complicates the image. But since they didn't do it themselves, they didn't think like that.



And a majority of the images are just taking the Afternoon Delight design gif and re-coloring it, or flipping it, or putting text on top of it, BUT IT'S ALL THE SAME. All ripped, still.
sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 03 '10 at 10:12pm
so how does one go about seeing thousands of unicorns doing it in their lifetime?
sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 03 '10 at 10:12pm
hotornot.com/unicorn
iPear
iPear on Mar 03 '10 at 10:12pm
I've never even SEEN a unicorn before bro
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 03 '10 at 10:13pm
Of the two, sex is more elusive to me than unicorns.
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Mar 03 '10 at 10:26pm
I bet etsy sellers get a big boost in sales by landing on regretsy.
biotwist
   biotwist on Mar 03 '10 at 10:29pm
id rather see unicores having sex with people... against their will
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Mar 03 '10 at 10:30pm
juliejeremiah on Mar 03 '10 at 10:26pm

I bet etsy sellers get a big boost in sales by landing on regretsy.





No press is bad press
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Mar 03 '10 at 10:30pm
well......

maybe not all press

juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Mar 03 '10 at 10:31pm
id rather see unicores having sex with people... against their will



no means no, unicorns!!!
sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 03 '10 at 10:31pm
UNICORES?
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Mar 03 '10 at 10:31pm
UniPorns?





tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 03 '10 at 10:36pm
uniwhores
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Mar 03 '10 at 10:37pm
unisores...



(you should probably get checked out)
mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 03 '10 at 10:37pm
unihorndog
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Mar 03 '10 at 10:38pm
UniWorn?



SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Mar 03 '10 at 10:40pm
mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 03 '10 at 10:44pm
unibeam?

mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 03 '10 at 10:44pm
mark722
   mark722 on Mar 03 '10 at 10:47pm
fuck banjo's

SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Mar 03 '10 at 10:50pm
O(|)



Iron Man's chest looks like a pudding lipped cyclops
thedeetzes
   thedeetzes on Mar 03 '10 at 10:51pm
lol
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Mar 03 '10 at 11:38pm
haha pussy lipped cyclops
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Jackanapes mk.II on Nov 17 '07 at 11:30pm
Ewwwwwwwwmalia!!!!!

Khol on Nov 17 '07 at 11:30pm
I love you, Amalia

margolove on Nov 17 '07 at 11:31pm
I love you too, amalia.
because it's the truth, and you said it.

iPear on Nov 17 '07 at 11:32pm
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