I am technically a hooched up hobo living life rough on the street, hallucinating that I am a dude of 21 years from a place in sunny England called Leicester. In this fantasy world I have dreamt up for myself I am adicted to the interwebs (but only when i'm not busy.) Busy may constitute one of the many hallucinations I have had over the past years such as playing saxophone in a ska band,* playing saxophone at G8 level, rowing at the local 'club, playing video games, school, schoolwork, work, work work (etc.) or chillin' with my homies. Correct, homies. This is MY hallucination, so your reaction is controlled by me, so doesn't matter. Psychologise that one.
*which I created in my head, so is as good as I say it is, which is quite skanktastically awesome.
If that was too difficult to follow, ignore the Hobo crap and read from 'Busy may constitute...'