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Dan Smash
Dan Smash aka Dan Fluet is a 31.91 year old boy, has been a member since March 1, 2008, has scored 1,585 submissions, giving an average score of 2.37, helping 20 designs get printed.
Quit ducking auto-correcting me! I hate that shot!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Food. Sex. Silence.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
Very good. But brick no hit back!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Thank you. Your submission has been accepted.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
The fart is implied.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I wish the goblin king would come & take you away.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
I know you're a feminist. That's cute but this is grown up time.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
Feminism's great if you don't need clean underwear.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Barack, isn't that a mortal Kombat character?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Hand Solo.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I don't get sunburn. The sun gets me burn.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
If you were a movie you'd go straight to video.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Life is like a box of shut the hell up.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Meet Me Halfway Across The Sky
of 25 votes, 20% like it
No one ever says I want to be a junkie when I grow up.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Shoot the duck.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
The Commute Costs More Than I Make
of 45 votes, 20% like it
This burrito is good but it is filling.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Want to Smurf?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
When you die I go to heaven.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
You should start smoking again.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Your salad is safe with me.
of 21 votes, 24% like it

My gallery photos

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

My designs


All about me

I've always been artistically inclined. But for a lot of reasons I did not persue it as strongly as I should have. Now I'm in the daily grind, wishing I was doing what I'm supposed to be doing. I should be using my talent and finding a way to make a living at something from which I can gain some enjoyment.