The Future Perfect Tense is Idealistic at best
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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I'm so good at Follow the Leader they gave me a Restraining Order
of 50 votes, 50% like it
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Every time I finger paint, I get caught red-handed
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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I could talk about Smurfs till I’m blue in the face
of 48 votes, 42% like it
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I have a heart of gold and nerves of steel. I must be a robot
of 59 votes, 53% like it
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Having the last laugh is actually awkward in a crowded room
of 79 votes, 54% like it
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When the dust settles, I'll probably have lots of cleaning to do
of 64 votes, 67% like it
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A journey of 1,000 miles begins with one step into a teleporter
of 75 votes, 56% like it
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Rising to the occasion is simple if you can levitate
of 64 votes, 52% like it
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In theory, practice makes perfect. In practice, this isn't true.
of 60 votes, 60% like it
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If we can put a man on the Moon I should have a robot army by now
of 60 votes, 65% like it
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Will offer my two cents for $1
of 67 votes, 39% like it
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What you don't know can't hurt you, unless it's really sharp
of 62 votes, 58% like it
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Beggars can't be choosers, unless they have a knife.
of 72 votes, 63% like it
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Opportunity was knocking on my door, but he had the wrong address
of 67 votes, 46% like it
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Quantum Mechanics: it ain't rocket science
of 61 votes, 43% like it
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