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Nymeria
Nymeria aka Martina is 18.73 years old, has been a member since February 22, 2008, has scored 8927 submissions, giving an average score of 2.50.
  Jul 19 '08 by Nymeria        11 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
The funniest drunken text message/phone call you've gotten.
I was discussing with my friends the other day and talked about those funny in-the-middle-of-the-night-random-messages you unavoidably get sooner or later.

The sort of thing where the person typing/phoning is intoxicated enough to write ANYTHING but sober enough to operate a phone.

Here's one of mine: 'Martina, you're a pineapple. Like, a really juice one.'

jayrawz
jayrawz on Jul 19 '08 at 4:28pm
u people are too YOUNG for alcohol!!.. u should be drinking pineapple juice!!
Lucretia Mott
Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 4:29pm
Yeah but I think she's some sort of northern European, in which case she's doing fine.
Nymeria
Nymeria on Jul 19 '08 at 4:30pm
Haha, yes. We're vikings here in sweden, so we get that with the mother's milk. By the way, who said I drank anything?
Lucretia Mott
Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 4:33pm
I DID.
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Jul 19 '08 at 4:35pm
I had one of my gay friends call me up and practically beg for me to come over to his house late at night.

I was like, "ummm...I didn't know you felt about me that way an d...uh...I don't have a car! Bye!"
edean
edean on Jul 19 '08 at 4:36pm
we used to call people that weren't with us/working/etc. and leave them really long messages about nothing

one of our friends had his phone turned off, so we called him and said 1 letter, hung up, called back, said another letter, until we had a whole phrase of "dude turn your phone on and get over here were getting drunk"...he was not happy
Lucretia Mott
Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 4:37pm
My friend Dan Zhen sometimes calls me at 3 am and leaves these hilarious voicemails about how he wants to talk. He always sounds stoned completely out of his mind, and I know he never drinks or smokes. I save them all.
jayrawz
jayrawz on Jul 19 '08 at 4:38pm
ive drunk dialed girls b4 like"hiiiiiii... lets get nakedddddd.. WOOOOO!"..
edean
edean on Jul 19 '08 at 4:49pm
i've accidentally drunk texted my girlfriend's friends asking for nakey pics...whoops!
Nymeria
Nymeria on Jul 19 '08 at 4:51pm
Hahaha. Of course you save them, if nothing else it's excellent potential blackmail.

I got another really weird one, buy a guy I didn't know, who had obviously gotten the wrong number. He kept calling the entire night talking about something I didn't understand a letter of. He always got really angry and yelled att me for being so retarded. (I can't see why it didn't occur to me to turn the cell off.)
In the morning he sent me the longest text-message I've ever seen. It was remorseful to the brim, he had obviously sobered up, and was practically on his knees begging for forgiveness for disturbing my sleep. I still haven't got a clue about who this guy is. ^^
Nidolf
Nidolf on Jul 19 '08 at 7:20pm
Pretty proud of the pineapple one.

Best one I've got was probably my classmate calling me 4 times in the middle of the night asking if I was sick and the apologizing for waking me up. He had no recollection of it the day after. Or another classmate texting me to inform me that "Today is truly satans day".
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