Fair game means fair birds play fowl manoevres
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Do or don't it doesn't do to doubt
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Caviar is the gold poo that makes rich folk's poo gold
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Dinnertime: my Belly's favourite time of day
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Squirrels: Nuts about collecting
of 64 votes, 42% like it
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Astronaut's living spaces stretch to infinity
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Chewing grass daily beats indigestion
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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Tomorrow: The Procrastinator's favourite day of the week
of 76 votes, 53% like it
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Starving artists love to feed off crisp $100 Bills
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Stigmata always ends with somebody being nailed
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Simple things are often problematical
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Twisting leads me on excellent contortions
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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The problem with problems is problematic
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Coins are never meant for keeping
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Camp is always fun, especially when Scrapplejuice is victorious
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Wait, what are these shoes doing on my shirt
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Cafes serve something unusual in their usual caffeine.
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Several condiments could protect me from assault
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Starting over requires too much anti-procrastination
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Last year is so next Level
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Several times every moment a chance escapes.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Should we do a dangerous round of Ludo?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Snooze Alert: It's a snore regenerator
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Windows are an opportunity when doors are locked
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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Life would go by smoothly if it weren't for the Jerks
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Peanuts are like clowns except they don't make me feel sad
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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Hamsters find the wheel is great for travel but prefer trains
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Mustaches tickle my inner cowboy
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Markerpens: The All-in-One Stain Makers
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Everything slips out when I forget to shut the airlock
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Haystacks just want me to hide my needles.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Eskimos prefer iced tea
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Popping bubblewrap is cheaper than firecrackers
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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Aliens Travel in Big Sparkling Spinning Unidentified Objects
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Chewing Gum can get you into double bubble trouble.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Raccoons taught me about breaking and entering...
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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So, life gave me lemons and another orange...
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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Getting ahead often means getting a new hairstyle.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Beyond the pale moon loom unforeseen spoons
of 40 votes, 40% like it
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I can verb nouns.
of 61 votes, 44% like it
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Compost: Because a Rind is a Terrible thing to Waste!
of 82 votes, 30% like it
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The world needs more hugs
of 82 votes, 41% like it
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