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Ophello
aka Patrick Hennessey is a 28.01 year old boy, has been a member since February 21, 2008, has scored 346 submissions, giving an average score of 2.67, helping 10 designs get printed.
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Backwards is shirt this.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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I'll let someone else prevent forest fires.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Shouldn't this question have a question mark!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Taking too many meds? There's a pill for that!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Everywhere is within walking distance.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Hopefully, heaven has wi-fi.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Save the whales. They might come in handy.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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This t-shirt intentionally left blank.
...whoops...
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Don't waste your time reading this. There's no punch line.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Hey Jim: I'm a doctor AND a magician.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The back of my hand is a complete mystery to me.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I am from what you would call the Present.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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[front] Before
[back] After
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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United, we stand. Divided, we're just body parts.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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I make a living by not being dead.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I [heart] metaphors.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I was younger when I was your age.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Intelligent, good-looking, and emotionally stable: pick two.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Sorry I'm so apologetic.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Why can't graffiti be more legible?
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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When life gives you lemons, stop complaining. They were free.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I'm giving up Lent this year.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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It isn't you - it IS hot in here.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I like my tea with bee vomit.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Please do not feed this animal.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Where there's smoke, there's burnt toast.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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By reading this, you've agreed to be my alibi.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I used "plethora" in a sentence today.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Sneezes are nosegasms.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I eat Reese's for breakfast.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Who is Luke? And why is he so warm?
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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The spiders in my bathroom think I'm a water god.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Just a spoonful of sugar helps the diabetes go down.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not convinced that NY loves me back.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Eyes are the windows to your retina.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Manual labor really should be Automatic.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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A stitch in time saves you a trip to grandmas sewing machine.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Elephants never forget. And they never forgive.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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So many contradictions. Not really, though.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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*POOF* You can read.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I [heart] symbols.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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When life gives you lemons, make tuna casserole.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Birds just fly for fun.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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When life gives you lemons...HEY! Free lemons!
of 21 votes, 52% like it
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Entendre, entendre.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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I live for funerals, but I'm dying for my eulogy.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Just be yourself, unless you're annoying.
of 24 votes, 50% like it
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I stole this from the laundromat.
of 23 votes, 57% like it
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This shirt is also a bib.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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The light rays from this shirt have penetrated your eyeballs.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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[on back] Please don't kick me.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
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Sliced bread: the best thing since regular bread.
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A clever twist on something familiar.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Actually, anyone can prevent forest fires.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Always be yourself. Unless you're boring.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Ask me where babies come from.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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At least I don't have polio.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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By reading this, you formally agree to be my alibi.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Disco isn't dead, it's just resting.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Door #4 is looking good right about now.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Double rainbows are bi-curious.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Double rainbows are bi.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Eventually, I will be fertilizer.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Evil only makes love stronger.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Feelin' wine.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Forget the spork: where's my foon?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Future Space Tourist
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Get down with yourself, especially if you're bad.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Hey YOU! Come read this article about spam!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Hey! Look what I can do!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Holding a baby is like holding the future, only warmer.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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HULK
MILDLY
IRRITATED
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I ♥ symbols.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I am NOT a Merry Man!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I apologize too often, and I'm really sorry.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I bite my toenails.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I didn't get enough spanking as a child.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I have a 10-foot pole. Now what shouldn't I touch?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I have mixed feelings about piñatas.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I know it's not St. Patrick's day. Pinch me anyway.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I learned about where babies come from during recess.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I learned where babies come from during recess.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hairless.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I live for funerals, but I'm dying for a eulogy.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I live for funerals.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I love females.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I pay my bills with play money.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I say tomato, and so should you.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I tested positive for electrons.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I use the word "repetition" a lot.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I used to believe in reincarnation...but that was in a past life.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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I'm an ice cream lover AND I VOTE.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm dying for a eulogy.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'M NOT KNOWN FOR BEING SUBTLE.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm sorry for apologizing too often.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If
Life = Work
then
Death = PLAY
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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If I had a million dollars, I wouldn't be wearing this.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If ya got it, please don't flaunt it unless you're single.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If you really love NY, you have to let it go.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If you squint your eyes, this will be harder to read.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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If you're happy and you know it, buy me a drink.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Incredulous, am I? Prove it!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Lather, rinse, then stop.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Let someone else prevent forest fires.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Let's just agree to agree.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Life's pretty straight without rainbows.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Live in the KNOW.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Loose change is easy money.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Money IS a thing.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My mouth is open to suggestions.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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My pants are wittier than this.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Obey this slogan.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Octopuses are handy.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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One day, I'll stop trying to imagine the future.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Open your mind to brain surgery.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Party like it's the end of an arbitrarily designated time-line.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Pennies are pointless.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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PINBALLA ["pinball player"]
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Some turtles will outlive me.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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STOP!
...where's my hammer?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The best thing was never sliced bread.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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The ozone is falling! The ozone is falling!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Thers no exyoos foar bad speling.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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This shirt has matching witty pants.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Trained in VCR clock-setting.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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United, we stand. Divided, we're dismembered.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Vampires must have a hard time putting in their contact lenses.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Water and electricity mix quite well, actually.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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When I was your age, spanking was a punishment.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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When life gives me lemons, I eat them raw.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Yarn: Bring out the kitten in you.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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You Are (almost) Here
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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You Are Here, or in the general vicinity.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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You should add me as your friend in reality.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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You will regret reading this.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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[Bad pick-up line generator]
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/684930/Ophello
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
My designs
All about me
I'm a graphic design student at Oregon State University. I critique with the intention of helping you get a winning design.
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