there once was a short story. the end.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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when falling, flap arms quickly to regain balance
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Space Cowboy (on back) AKA Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker, Maurice
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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If I was a food I would be bacon smothered in awesome sauce
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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currently researching my future memories
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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colon, hyphen, right parenthesis
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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it may take two to tango but it only takes one to suck at dancing
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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place hands here to air guitar
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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scissors: knives joined at the hip
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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this is my ninja shirt. you can't see them because they are ninja
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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compared to crazy people I'm perfectly normal
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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spontaneously combusting shirt
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Inches: 2.54 times cooler than centimeters
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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socks without mates are the loneliest of all clothing
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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the early bird choked to death. he is impatient and doesn't chew.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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if text visible the shirt is on correctly
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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there are nine ways to skin a cat
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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this subjects has a predicate
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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this shirt protects my rippled abs and stunning figure.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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the ribosomes sense danger and tell the mitochondria to explode
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I keep my bed like i keep my dishes, dirty.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I dropped it like it's hot, and my feet were never the same.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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how come the word symmetrical isnt?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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It's easier to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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gossip: the most commonly practiced form of recycling.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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My camera has a cell phone on it.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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emo haircuts are the mullets of the future!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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can i be your derivative and lie tangent to your curves?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Pizza is just bread with pizzazz.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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By the Theory of Relativity, if we all smell, none of us do...
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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im in a band, but we are stuck on a song. stupid expert level.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Glitter Kills
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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in real life, bad guys have red indicators over thier heads.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Like math, in Life not every answer is in the back of the book.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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hippopotamus backwards is just another long word i can't say
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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headphones are good for music, and pretending you can't hear
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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