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robotwaste
robotwaste aka Tony Persons has been a member since February 20, 2008, has scored 13769 submissions, giving an average score of 2.12.
Never trust a plant. They're seedy.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
Dollars are like high fives for strippers.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Awesomeness is measured in high fives.
of 38 votes, 66% like it
2 heads are better than 1, unless we're talking about monsters.
of 43 votes, 53% like it
Being early is good strategy, unless you are a worm.
of 43 votes, 51% like it
I give 110% percent effort in everything except math.
of 43 votes, 58% like it
Knowing is half the battle. I forget what the other half is.
of 40 votes, 70% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
All of my puns are intended.
of 65 votes, 34% like it
Alphabet soup makes it easier to eat my words.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
Book lovers take paper-cuts hard.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
Cannibalism: Curing world hunger one person at a time.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Cryonics is the coolest way to time travel.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Homonyms red allowed loos there affect.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
I'm still confused on what the hokey-pokey is all about.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
In reality, green mushrooms with white spots will kill you.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
Making a sundae without ice cream is simply bananas.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Making friends is easy... for mad scientists.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Math is statistically overrated.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
My lack of reason confuses even me.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Plants can't be trusted because they're seedy.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
The best cliches are the ones you've seen before.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Vampires were cooler when they didn't suck.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I love Mad Men.








Job:
Walking the edge of unemployment.



Bands with most albums in my MP3 player:
Beck
Weezer
The Black Keys
Dirty Projectors
Queens of Stone Age
The Talking Heads
The Cars
Tool
Rancid
Social Distortion
Reverend Horton Heat




Magazine Subscriptions:
Hi Fructose
Metropolitan Home
Mad (not since I was 12)



I have two kids, two dogs, a cat and one wife.
Together we live in Lincoln, Nebraska keeping ourselves busy at the Frisbee golf park, going for long bike rides or wasting large amounts of time on Xbox live. (many people of the world probably think RobotWaste is a 11 year old girl thanks to Xbox Live)



My hobbies include refinishing furniture, fixing up the house, and occasionally getting the sketchpad out.