Sometimes I bite people.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Sometimes I feel like a vampire.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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It's my birthday!
(slurred speech)
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Pretty girls poop too!!!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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pretty girls don't poop.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I would be a lot more attracted to you if you had a mute button
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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time for a revolution!!!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I want to start a revolution.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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(front)Sippin the hateraide.
(back)Taste good.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Hateraide has 0 calories.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I know you wish you were wearing this shirt.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Anvil.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Anvil,
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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of 23 votes, 35% like it
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The first lady is sexy!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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December 21st, 2012 is the day i died.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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december 21st, 2012 is when i died.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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2012 here i come!!!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Can you tell me I'm pretty, and then laugh later?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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can you tell me I'm pretty now, and than laugh later?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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how am i suppose to breathe when your cutting down all the trees?
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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looking for cuddle buddy.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Cupid shot me in the heart when our eyes met.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If u could be anywhere right now, I would be with you..
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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did I leave my socks in your room last night?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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smoetmies poelpe say I am not a vrey good spleler.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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time for a revolution?
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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(Front) Lets make love.
(back) I've got five minutes.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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asians are thee advanced race.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Love Homosapiens.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Hoodrat!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Be quiet, i want to be attracted to you for a few more minutes.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I am in the not so secret society of strait men.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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lesbians are born with a perfect sense of direction.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Why are you staring at my boobies?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Wanna touch my wenus?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Age before beauty.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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i like snozberries!!!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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dandraphiliac --->
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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The toilet: where great ideas are born.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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supercalifragilisticexpialidociously pessimistic.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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I am an equal opportunist.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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