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xeroefx85
xeroefx85 aka thomas bryant is a 26.98 year old boy, has been a member since February 17, 2008, has scored 1,429 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 21 designs get printed.
Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
Im reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
of 17 votes, 41% like it
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase fire at will
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Draw or die.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Never stand between the dog and the hydrant.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I hope life isn't a joke cuz I don't get it.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I only shoot guns that say "BANG".
of 28 votes, 18% like it
I only shoot guns with BANG flags!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
My soccer mom can beat up your hockey mom.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
this shirt is written in spanish when you're not looking
of 17 votes, 18% like it
this shirt doesn't speak spanish when you're not looking
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I have to many characters for this tee
of 27 votes, 7% like it
My novel will not fit on this tee
of 27 votes, 15% like it
I have to many characters for this box
of 28 votes, 11% like it
I was born in a power plant, so where are my powers? (glowing)
of 19 votes, 11% like it
This shirt has created a tangent universe, and must be destroyed.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Fact: The tooth fairy has a castle made entirely of calcium!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Fact: The tooth fairy has a castle made entirely of teeth!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
How manny slices can you cut in a pie into? 3.1415926535 89793...
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Looking for cuddle buddy, will feed for compensation.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Love is a chemical reaction for those in need of a cuddle buddy.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
No, I will only jump off a bridge if everyone else does too.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
I have x-ray vision, excuse me if my expression is disgust.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
My parents say I'm special, do they know I have telekinesis?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I only judge you when you aren't looking.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
I am smarter then I look; although, I don't look at a mirror much
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I thought everyone knew the recipe for pie, 3.1415926535 89793...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
You go first, I'll fallow.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
You should know I will do anything, well if you dare me too.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Just because I am beautiful doesn't mean you're ugly
of 17 votes, 6% like it
trust me, I am not as strong as I look.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
The tooth fairy came to my room lastnight and stole all my teeth.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
I've never loved anything Like i love you, except jelly donuts!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I found the key to happiness, now where is the lock?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
I found the key to happiness, now where is the key hole?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I had the key to happiness in my hands, and then it slipped away.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
life is like a box of chocolates, and a lot of cavities.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
Sometimes I bite people.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Sometimes I feel like a vampire.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
It's my birthday! (slurred speech)
of 22 votes, 41% like it
Pretty girls poop too!!!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
pretty girls don't poop.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I would be a lot more attracted to you if you had a mute button
of 28 votes, 46% like it
time for a revolution!!!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I want to start a revolution.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
(front)Sippin the hateraide. (back)Taste good.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
Hateraide has 0 calories.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
I know you wish you were wearing this shirt.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Anvil.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Anvil,
of 23 votes, 13% like it
......
of 24 votes, 33% like it
The first lady is sexy!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
December 21st, 2012 is the day i died.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
december 21st, 2012 is when i died.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
2012 here i come!!!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Can you tell me I'm pretty, and then laugh later?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
how am i suppose to breathe when your cutting down all the trees?
of 28 votes, 29% like it
looking for cuddle buddy.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
If u could be anywhere right now, I would be with you..
of 26 votes, 8% like it
did I leave my socks in your room last night?
of 26 votes, 23% like it
smoetmies poelpe say I am not a vrey good spleler.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
time for a revolution?
of 36 votes, 44% like it
(Front) Lets make love. (back) I've got five minutes.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
asians are thee advanced race.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
I Love Homosapiens.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
Hoodrat!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Be quiet, i want to be attracted to you for a few more minutes.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
I am in the not so secret society of strait men.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
lesbians are born with a perfect sense of direction.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
Why are you staring at my boobies?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Wanna touch my wenus?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Age before beauty.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
i like snozberries!!!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
dandraphiliac --->
of 25 votes, 8% like it
The toilet: where great ideas are born.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
supercalifragilisticexpialidociously pessimistic.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
I am an equal opportunist.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
can you tell me I'm pretty now, and than laugh later?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Cupid shot me in the heart when our eyes met.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Everyones a critique
of 30 votes, 13% like it
I donut(<3) cops!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
I wake up every day wishing I was still with you in my dreams. :/
of 30 votes, 10% like it
I wish life was like my dreams. I always get the hot girl!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
I wish life was like my dreams. I always get the hot girl! :/
of 28 votes, 4% like it
I'm not stupid, you're stupid!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
I'm not stupid, you're stupid! stupidface!!!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Life just ain't as simple as it once was simple
of 28 votes, 11% like it
No, I will only jump off a bridge is everyone else does too.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Sandals+no pedicure=Wrong!
of 7 votes, 14% like it

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All about me

I'm an illustration student at F.I.T., and i love threadless t-shirts