The Menace
aka D Salvatier is a 31.3 year old boy, has been a member since February 15, 2008, has scored 827 submissions, giving an average score of 2.13.
Your mom's a ninja.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Your Mom says "Hi"!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
I don't live with my Mom...she lives with me!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I enable alcoholism. Let's Party.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I make awkward situations more awkward.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
I know robot karate.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
I don't judge, I diagnose.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
I'd rather be on unicorn planet.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Work Hard and be Nice to People.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
Save the planet. That's where I keep all my stuff.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Power corrupts and absolute power is freakin' awesome!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Never go to sleep angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
Say to no inbreeding. Ban country music.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Now hiring! Inquire within.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
Your business name here.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
I'll be there with balls on.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Professionalism: See me? Do the opposite.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Your mom says "hi"!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
I heart squatting monkeys.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
I saw your sex tape on the internet.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
I saw your dad on the internet.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
Did it just get awesome in here or is it just me?
of 45 votes, 31% like it
Us geeks aren't weird, just another kind of awesome.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
Powered by awesome!
of 44 votes, 25% like it
Powered by Pizza!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Hey...you can read!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Yeah, that's right. I can read.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
My dreams are in HD.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
Awesome is my state of mind.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
I'd hold it against you, but my pee pee would get tired.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
It's okay to be gay.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
You're mom's a man!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
You're a common misconception.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
Don't let my awesome levels intimidate you.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
I wear the hot pants in this relationship.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
I wear the hot pants in this family.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
I can't hear over how awesome I am.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
I'm allergic to your face.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
Animal by-products.: It's what's for dinner.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
Ketchup. My anti-drug.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
I'm 98.5% sure I don't care.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
I'm partly to blame.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
I love midgets.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I hate rascists!
of 47 votes, 21% like it
I always cross the line.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
Your Mom says I'm cool.
of 48 votes, 35% like it
Operating on Stealth Mode
of 49 votes, 27% like it
Thanks for the mammaries.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Containment breach imminent.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
Don't laugh, I was once like you.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
I love hot ham water.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
I taste best with...club sauce.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
I'm the sexiest killing-machine!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
I've made a huge-little mistake.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
Midgets are Gods's way of saying "eff it".
of 45 votes, 4% like it
Monkeys: Keeping it real since 1985
of 39 votes, 13% like it
My inner child says, "Get me outta here!"
of 39 votes, 13% like it
My rott ate your homework.
of 44 votes, 2% like it
This shirt covers my bedroom muscles!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
Trends suck!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
You're glame! (gay + lame)
of 44 votes, 9% like it
Your girlfriend hit on me when I was going to the john.
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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I'm a graphic designer that loves the art of randomness, designing, saving the world, drawing cartoons, teaching monkeys to smoke, writing fiction, hating on animals dressed as humans, and overall being awesome.
I can be caught taking part in hijinks and or shenanigans all over So Cal.
This bio was brought to you by the letter awesome.
Love,
D (AKA The Menace)
