I'm getting really tired of this nonsense. I don't need to see a Chihuahua wearing better clothes than I. It kind of makes me sad to think a dog has it better than me. It should be outlawed.

I love dogs too, don't get me wrong. I used to have two myself: Scrappy and Dixie. But I was never tempted to dress them in vests and hats. That's recockulous!

And I know what you're thinking, so let me stop you right there. You're thinking, "But Dennis...you seem like a lover of monkeys. By stipulation, does this rule apply to them as well?"

Short answer: Negatory!

Monkeys, although part of the animal kingdom, are on a complete different level then other animals. This is how I see it, if you can fling poo, you can wear clothes.

Werd!