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Squirrel Boy aka Bennett Marschner is a 22.76 year old boy, has been a member since February 11, 2008, has scored 189 submissions, giving an average score of 2.16, helping 1 designs get printed.
I'm a Buh-NAH-Nuh!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
Booga! Booga! Did I scare you?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
I'm really short.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
CAPS-ATTACK!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
Most people never look up.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
Nothing new under ther Sun? Try the Moon.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
Bonsai Squirrels?
of 43 votes, 19% like it
YOU ARE DUMB. Now, please, prove me wrong.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
Did you ever wonder?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
it's its NOT it's!
of 43 votes, 23% like it
DON'T THINK! Ha! Got you!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
Reflection Reveals Invaluable Insight. Truth in Shiny Things
of 44 votes, 25% like it
I like my hat.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
Puppies and Squirrels cheer me up.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
STOP LAUGHING. I really don't watch T.V.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Fine Art + Advanced Mathematics = Reality
of 43 votes, 9% like it
My sneezes TERRIFY BABIES.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Anonymity is the Flame for Inanity's Fuse
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Being alive is gonna get me KILLED!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
Forget the meaning of LIFE. What is the meaning of yours?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
Her Mouse Can Jump. REALLY High.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
I was gonna do it . . . but my guitar tackled me out of nowhere!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Keep your dirty captions away from my kitty!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
My sneezes are like my children : they scare people!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Recursion HURTS
of 32 votes, 6% like it
SLEEP is for the LIVING. What does that make you?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
The internet can't buy me love.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Yes. There IS a reason.
of 32 votes, 6% like it

My gallery photos

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me

I could totally write something here! I might even do it!

But.... later. I hope to come up with at least a few submissions. Maybe after I put one up, then I will further elaborate. It's a squirrel! ---> @\__^o^