La mujer pedora
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'm not on drugs
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Waldo is trying to live a normal life. Leave him alone!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I fought the law and I managed to kick him in the balls
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I fought the law and the law sued me
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Kiss me, I'm naked!
(Back) Oh wait...
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I admit everything!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm what they call "Sexy"
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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By the time you finish reading this I'll have stolen your pants
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I fought the law and the law died
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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DISTRACTION OVER HERE
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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In case of sadness, break heart.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Did someone say sexy?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Dont look now but I think someone's staring at my boobs
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If you were any dumber you'd find this shirt funny
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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There was a funny t-shirt at the store but this one was cheaper
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I caught the ginger bread man. A bit stale though...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Hannibal ain't got nothing on me
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Please, don't beat me up!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Who says I don't get out?
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Town Bicycle.
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Stare at that guy --->
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Times New Roman is for the unimaginative!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Of course we come from monkeys. I mean just look at me!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Myspace: becuase we're really doing our homework, aren't we?
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Facebook: becuase we're really doing our homework...
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Clothing optional beyond this point
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Feel safe at night... Sleep with a life-guard
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Victoria told me her secret... It ain't that good.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm bringing sexy Bach!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I'm so hot I make fire stop, drop and roll.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Parental Advisory: Too damn sexy for you to handle
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Sorry, but you're adopted.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Is this your homework Larry? Is this your homework?!?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Have a good day meow!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I'll say sorry. But I'm not taking off my glasses.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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How heavy is a polar bear? *on back*Enough to break the ice.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your Bedrock...
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Enjoy it now. Becuase after college its called alcoholism!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not stubborn. I'm just always right!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I could give up booze... but I'm not a quiter
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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No ninja zone: from 2am-5am
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I smile becuase I have no idea about whats going on
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm what they call a "Guitar Hero"
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Don't be jealous just becuase I'm a Ninja!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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The proof that Darwin was wrong
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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This slogan is a distraction so I can stare at your chest...
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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Fat kids make the most comfortable pillows.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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