One day I will be unable to be able
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I'm only willing to publicly commit one crime: jaywalking.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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In my opinion, my opinion is more superior then yours
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Statistically speaking, anything is possible!
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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I am only limited by the amount of words that fit onto this shirt
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Caution! This shirt is under construction.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I do not enjoy it when cartoon characters take my cereal.
of 12 votes, 50% like it
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If I had a nickel for every time I hit the snooze button...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I was a tee-ball all star
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I walked too far in someone else’s shoes…now I’m lost
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Boredom. Humanities greatest threat
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I opted to buy this shirt instead of food
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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This shirt is my ticket to getting into places of business's
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The basement is such a "cool" place
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I was born to be who I am
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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I support casual clothing
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Please hold, your reading of my shirt is very important to me
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Insomniacs agree. Sleep was so last week.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Abandoned tree forts turn into squirrel mansions .
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I'm on the run from a jaywalking offense
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Sloths Snails and Turtles, are slowly taking over the world
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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How can anyone be right when its always an opinion.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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No, the curiously strong little word.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I only act normal to hide how cool I really am
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I'm to lazy to even finish...
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I don't have Insomnia, I'm just in the wrong timezone
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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I want to be astronaut when I grow up!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I am in a garage band, we play classical music.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I am a secret fan of classical music.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I would'nt where a shirt with a typo
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Attention! I have yours now.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I cant afford to pay attention
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Money cant buy happiness, but it did buy me this shirt.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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I noticed you tend to avoid eye contact
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Fact. This shirt is cooler then yours.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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This is all in your head.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I slayed a dragon in this shirt
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Cupcakes have always been an endangered species
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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This is my other
Threadless shirt
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Dreams are like movies, only free and you're the star!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Warning! Do not read this shirt
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I reincarnated as a shirt
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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In the future, typing will become a form of exercise
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a fan of having epic adventures
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Coolness. This shirt has it
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I support nap time at work
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I was a genius as a child, but I gave that up for fun.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Sleeping, my own personal time machine
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I've been time traveling since I was born
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My other shirt is Ferrari
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I sleep my way into the future
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Caution, reading this shirt may cause severe to mild laughter
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Please do not feed the person wearing this shirt
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I was to sexy for my other shirt
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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In an alternate universe were all famous.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Loading...please wait
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Ignore any signs on my back
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Today, the future of yesterday!
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Me>Average
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I like it more when the guns we used only shot water.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Food fights, the only kind of fight that satisfies hunger.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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I'm to cool for Old School
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Climbing trees, its awesome and you know it
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I bet my shirt could beat your shirt in a fight
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I treat my scars with respect not medicine
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Buffering, mans greatest enemy.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Input witty quote here.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I'm from the past, I was born there.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Don't worry, in an alternate universe you did something amazing
of 17 votes, 53% like it
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This is only a distraction for what I am about to do
of 20 votes, 55% like it
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Hey my face is up there ^(arrow pointing up below text)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Money may not grow on tree's, but change grows in sofas.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I only play using Old School rules
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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dnatsrednu lliw uoy rorrim eht ni siht ees uoy nehw
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Good things will happen...eventually!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Be aware, PEOPLE ARE EVERYWHERE!
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Sidewalks
Ignored by bikes since 1924
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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