Don't leave for tomorrow the Apocalypse you can do Now.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If the dog has money, call him Mr Dog.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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You wouldn't believe what I just do!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Can't avoid give money to paupers that want to spend it on drugs.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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With new little underwear.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Once again, there is no food anywhere at dome.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Nonmemory about my first sex.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I want a Burkini.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Do I need to explain this?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Chat is dying. Long life to Twitter.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Are you there ? Need money for alcohol.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Don't worry if you speak alone, worry if you are in discord.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I have new spam-followers today !
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Jelly Time !
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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University is where you meet your future employers.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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War: Game in which two rich people throw poor until one get tired
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Human life is priceless. Is something every kidnapper knows.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Something I like of politics is that is a source of humor.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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That boy who puts fingers in his nose will be engineer.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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We only need two things: the delights of the meat and Tees.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The gravestones were the first form to #tag someone.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Nike copies look like this: ✔
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Astronauts are serious about nobody can be prophet in his own lnd
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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You might not know it, but you use linux every day.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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of 11 votes, 9% like it
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