So this is by far one of my favorite threadless tees in my collection. Unfortunately it has gotten quite an unexpected reaction. People see my shirt, and comment that it's interesting. So far, all is well. After a few more moments of contemplation, they look to me for explanation, for which I say "Well its a play on words, a salt & battery, assault & battery" At which point they make a slightly disgusted face and look utterly disturbed. As if I am wearing it to promote assault & battery (on inanimate objects i suppose?), instead of the clever graphic design. So now there are people throughout the southern new jersey region who think I'm a psycho, albeit one with a really cool t-shirt.