Profile for jasonsho - Think about the babies.

jasonsho aka jason sho green is a 30.42 year old boy, has been a member since February 2, 2008, has scored 956 submissions, giving an average score of 2.04.

URL: http://www.jasonshogreen.com

Jun 23 '08 by jasonsho

33 Comments

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Think about the babies.

about Making Mythology

This is a factual account of the creation of some of our greatest mythological creatures. It only takes one horse with low self esteem.

But come on Threadless ... no onesies? Babies need to know this!

shakethesheets on Jun 23 '08 at 10:53am

congrats on the print! and you're damn right about the onesies. how will they learn?!

roadkill3d on Jun 23 '08 at 11:17am

haha! Congrats! awesome shirt...

ryeofcali on Jun 23 '08 at 11:23am

omg, this actually made me laugh out loud!

empiricist on Jun 23 '08 at 11:31am

This is hilarious and very clever!

igo2cairo on Jun 23 '08 at 2:04pm

Congrats! Looks awesome.

chelly on Jun 23 '08 at 2:09pm

i hope this shirt inspires much cross-breeding

courtney pie on Jun 23 '08 at 3:54pm

onesies would be SO rad

Weened on Jun 23 '08 at 5:04pm

Wow, this shirt is freaking amazing! I love it!

imbrilliant. on Jun 23 '08 at 5:27pm

Tastelessly wonderful.
You're one hell of an artist.

dus1129 on Jun 23 '08 at 7:12pm

I don't really like this shirt.

Megegan on Jun 23 '08 at 7:16pm

well I guess it makes dating easier... anyone wearing this t shirt immediately gets put on the "not over my dead body" category.

Cinnamingirl on Jun 23 '08 at 8:20pm

-laughs- oh man, i wish i could wear two shirts at once - this and Afternoon Delight...

Jake431 on Jun 23 '08 at 9:36pm

I'm so happy this finally got printed! Love it.

cmg on Jun 23 '08 at 10:48pm

I am really surprised that this got approved by threadless.

nigerian_orchid on Jun 24 '08 at 12:56am

I'm going to buy this for my boyfriend. He'll LOVE it!! Great work. Congratulations.

automator on Jun 24 '08 at 9:50am

If only the shirt color was something that would look good on me, because this is one sweet print.

jazzyjen on Jun 25 '08 at 10:50am

ok, so at first i was like, "holy crap! am i actually seeing this?" and then, "hmm, i don't know how to feel about that. that horse is so into it... and so is that dude. and their legs look pretty funky." but now i'm all, "oh jeebus. that is so wrong, but oh so right. maybe i should buy it."

toddmatic on Jun 25 '08 at 1:48pm

From the "Decline reasons" PDF:

Submission Deemed Inappropriate

A submission can be declined if it contains material or themes that make us feel a little uneasy. That’s no small feat! Keep in mind that the community starts at 13...

I can see how a horse and a man having sex might not make some people uneasy, but advertising a t-shirt design that includes bestiality to 13-year-olds should make anyone uneasy.

What were you thinking here, Threadless?

paranoidpark on Jun 25 '08 at 2:06pm

the shirt is a comedic view on well know "hybrid" creatures and how they were created.
It doesn’t exactly show anything that I or anyone else would deem inappropriate. And its not like a child will have a credit card so its up to their parents and what they believe they should and shouldn’t wear

Its not promoting bestiality in a way shape or form.

I really hope that comment was a joke.

Contemporartist on Jun 25 '08 at 9:04pm

i find it disgusting. Threadless is supposed to be child friendly- and that is not. I looked at it and, honestly, didn't find it funny. It's repulsive and I don't understand how you at threadless can consciously decide to sell that.

Steve The Great on Jun 25 '08 at 9:05pm

erm. . .

Meanwhile the Ocelot on Jun 27 '08 at 11:00am

As much as I don't want to be The Guy Who Said This...

You people complaining do realize that this isn't really what it would look like if a dude had sex with a horse, right? This is not for-real bestiality. This is joke bestiality.

Fayorasfire on Jun 28 '08 at 3:39pm

i own this shirt. the shock factor is amazing!!!!! ^_^ so much fun! thanks for the amazing take on creation.

for complainers: if you don't like it then don't look at it. parents help kids purchase shirts so they wil be smart enough to understand if a shirt may be too mature.

if you people are complaining about this why don't you also complain about the gory, violent shirts on threadless? or the violent cartoons kids watch? and the video games kids play? hell, why don't we put kids in a box cause they're friends are going to talk about girls and maturing and maybe sex...

kitten playing with grenades, women cutting off wings, the end of the world, etc.. its not fair to attack this shirt.

all i'm saying is its ridiculous for people to complain...kids gotta learn sometime. we all went to the sex ed class at 10-11.

middaymoon on Jun 28 '08 at 4:28pm

Eh. I can see why people would appreciate it. Unfortunately.

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pfatalbert on Jun 30 '08 at 7:12pm

aw that's so awesome... easily the funniest shirt i've seen in a long time

lauramary on Jul 01 '08 at 4:05am

Awesome design, funny as hell. Totally not digging the colour though, shame.

provetheworst on Jul 02 '08 at 5:45pm

God would wear this shirt and be proud.

mike bautista on Jul 02 '08 at 5:59pm

wow, jason sho green!
my sister's a huge fan of your work, it's pretty suprising to find you here. cool.

and maybe threadless would make it a onesie if you included how cupids are made.

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ivejustquitsmoking on Jul 24 '08 at 12:54pm

that shirt is really something!

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applepiesf on Nov 25 '08 at 12:24am

omg. so funny. like many things on threadless, i'm too chicken to actually wear this, but it is a hilarious design that gave me a good laugh. Nice job! (Oh, and I'm a mom, and I'm not worried about my kid seeing this...)

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