Best blog somethin' seein' as Threadless has just told me I am 35.17 years old.

Not the sort of info someone shares with you everyday - your exact age to two decimal places! This kind of madness is why I love Threadless.

Also Threadless tell me I am evidently a hard arse (that's the actual spelling of ass for you Yanks who confuse horse-like creatures with behinds on a regular basis) as I've ranked a lot of Ts and my average is the cruel but attractive number 1.88

I'll try to be nicer but I am a fan of honesty and like lean, clean awesome T-shirts...

My friends are about to have twins so let's get some awesome kids stuff up there you lot. I get uninspired by the kids section I'll admit. I buy small adults for my 9 year old 'cause that's the only way to get him the good stuff.

That's me folks, hello from Aotearoa/New Zealand