(front) Who killed Mr. Peabody? (back) I blame the butler!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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3/2 of people are bad at fractions.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Borrow money from a pessimist! (They don't expect it back)
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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I can transform into a Ninja Turtle at will!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I get high off frosting.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I have A.D...WHOA! Is that a butterfly?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm a Tetris FIEND!!!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I'm so cool, my mom had me cloned.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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If life was a video game, I'd be dead.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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It seems as though all that matters in politics is a loud voice.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Of course I'm not a good example! I'm the horrible warning!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Pardon me, my grenade has exploded.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Please direct me to the nearest bar of chocolate.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Somedays, Darth wins the battle.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Sometimes I wish I was a fish.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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The both sides of the bed are wrong.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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This is the best slogan in the history of mankind!!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Those anorexic people are sure missing out on some good food.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Watch out! I make a mean cupcake!
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Things only get worse.
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice to confuse it.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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