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When surveys ask for sex, I answer yes
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Man Eating Chicken
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understand at baseball games there is much talking and trash
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I beat this shirt into submission
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While Climbing Mount Everest: Get to the Point Already!
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Don't Worry, MacGyver Can Save Us With This Shirt
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Forsooth, I've a Sonnet in the Bonnet!
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Warning: Transparent When Wet
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Robots Invented the Internet to Enlslave Humanity
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Disagreement. It Takes Teamwork!
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Brought to You in Part By Viewers Like You
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Didya get that thing I sent ya?
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You Have No New Messages, Goodbye!
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Press 4 to select Pig Latin
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This Shirt Brought to You By String Theory
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Your Mom Does My Taxes!
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