i'm in highschool and i collect confederate memoribilia and painted nascar plates and betty boop animation cells and old bibles and pabst cans and first edition comics and homemade guns and weird rocks and precious moments figurines and picture of fierce animals and big mugs and pillbugs and autographed headshots of soap stars and fingernail clippings and suede shoes and cool buttons and porcelain cows and porcelain sheeps and porcelain pigs and porcelain hens and porcelain hogs and porcelain dogs and porcelain cats and cats in the hats and ticket stubs and wedding veils and chewed gum and t-shirts with the names of my grandkids printed right on there and beach sand and four leaf clovers and old sneaks and mustache hairs and coke bottles and seashells and cuban heels and chainsaw chains and toy trains and fighter planes and leather pants and hair clips and victorian dolls and pop records and slingshots and civil war bullets and nudie cards and meat recipes and digital watches and time/life commemorative boxed sets and switchblades and neat jars and halloween masks and loose women.