who's doing what, why, when, and who?
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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no baggage to claim.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Eiffel, and now I can't get up.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Please hold, while I text my religious leader.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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slaughte(red)
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is beyond comparison.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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My facial routine takes seven hours.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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your dad is a muthaf*cker.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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dont question the chicken, just let it cross the road.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I have blisters on the tips of my fingers from computer games.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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(cry)tique
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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(slow)gain
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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My add here.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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zeta zuni
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Cartman is my hero.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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si(red)
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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stu(pid)
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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rewi(red)
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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knock on wood and you won't look like me.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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On philosophy, WHY NOT?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Ice-pick lobotomy victim
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Braces didn't fit so they are ordering some small fencing.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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stop grinning.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I frequently get "random searched."
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I've had this shirt since fourth grade.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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eliminated in the night.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I want to be eliminated in the night.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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LOL = likes old ladies.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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First Prize, Walk-Off.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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LOL means "lots of love."
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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My grandma thinks I'm "loose."
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Lets have a walk-off.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Shoot for the moon because anywhere else might start an alien war
of 49 votes, 43% like it
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Shoot for the moon, you might just kill an alien.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I'm a strong advocate of retail therapy.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Put Burts Bees on your eyelids. Cool.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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JOES: the best baloney-lime cocktails in town.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I'm with the phreaque.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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You may look at me and think "Phreaquee!" but thats oka
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a phreaque.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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McDonalds offends me.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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What if I ate a worm?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Pregnancy is a weird kind of fatness.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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3% liked this slogan.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Dumb Blondes, lets like UNITE!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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OMG, Dumb Blondes should so totally unite together.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I got this shirt in Paris. Hah, fooled you!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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My rims don't spin, to the contrary.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Junk mail is my life.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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First Prize, Ugly Face.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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First Prize, Air Guitar.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Gander and his Goose reunited.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I am so cool I don't have to bother with the shades.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I am so cool I don't have to bother with the leather jacket.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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International Amazing T-Shirt Festival, '08
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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O items in your cart.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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There ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Thank you to whoever is voting all my slogans in.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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A moose made this shirt.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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My Swiss Bank Account is Full of Apple Streusel.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I don't look like everyone else on purpose.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Brilliant, at best.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Vegeatables and Meatables
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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I see you. Duh.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Warning: Beware of obscure celebrities.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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They call me Minty Breath.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a dweeb.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Sexy veggie lover.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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He's got Betty Davis eyes.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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My existence is an urban myth.
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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Generic genes/jeans.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Mummy, my knickers are in a twist!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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My clothing is so tight it looks sprayed on.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I'm single and I like Pringles.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Have you done your homework?
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I dress like a tourist on purpose.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not with stupid- I am stupid.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I am a close-minded liberal.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I'm tired of close-minded liberals.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Denial is long, murky, and full of crocodiles.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Undeniably in Denial.
of 43 votes, 37% like it
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I am an ambassador from Mercury.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I was jammin' til dawn...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Organically Groan
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I've got style.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Hi!! My name is Bob!! I'm socially awkward!!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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About Capris: "Are those short pants or long shorts?"
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Organized crime can always be blamed on "bad decisions."
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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HAH! You've got BOTTLED hair!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Rrrrate me.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I got a full scholarshit to Harvard.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I've got a magic wand and I'm not afraid to use it
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Watch it, I'm selective.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I was bossy in kindergarten.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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My kindergarten report card said I was bossy.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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WARNING: Socially Awkward
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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I get solid D+'s.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I'm rich and thick, kind of like cream.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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keyword: thick
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Those be fightin' words, partner.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Wanna fight??
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I admit, I love cash.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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My entire social life is conducted via snail-mail.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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99.9% Original
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Cloned, Stoned and Truly Happy.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Y'all wanna know my name?
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Jessica paused at the front door.
of 41 votes, 0% like it
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I am wittier than a Jane Austen character.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Read my shirt and you're dead.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I'm Cloned.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Me and you- we're tight.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I am. You aren't.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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HAH! I laugh in your face.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Religion: FLOWER POWER
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I believe in FLOWER POWER!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Always judge a book by it's cover and a person by their TEE.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Donald Duck is my idol.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I wear this under my Donald Duck costume.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I can do the Mickey Mouse March.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I am truly a red head.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I'm PRICELESS. and you?
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I always take the last piece of pie.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Report this sighting.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Armed with Attitude
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I eat junk, cause I don't wanna grow old preservative free.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Emit timE.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I am a direct descendant of the ape. So are you.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Are you experiencing my magnetic pull?
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Ask me for a dollar and I won't give it to you.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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You'd tap this.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I conjugate verbs in my free time.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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LOOKIN GOOOOD...
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Harry Potter is my dry cleaner.
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I am an undercover agent who is stalking you.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Checkout.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Get off your cell-phone or I will zap you with my taser.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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SLOGAN SUBMISSION
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Livin' in the Sticks and Proud.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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gift certificates are for the creatively impaired.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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if i were you, i would want my number.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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This fine shirt I am wearing is made from special cotton.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I Know You Want This Shirt. For Real. I do.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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say you like it, or say nothing at all.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Uggs and Crocs- Hideous footwear made hip.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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grime is the new starch.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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