orange kind of rhymes with porridge.. but what rhymes with month?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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there are many m&m's inside me.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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running: for people with bad hand-eye coordination.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I can fake sign language.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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the plural of moose should be meese.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Pirates and rappers have trouble going through metal detectors.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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I am not technologically savvy.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I am a master at shadow puppeteering.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I hate t-shirts that talk about t-shirts.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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blah, blah, blah, reading this shirt, blah blah blah blah.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I make pessimistic fortune tellers.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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as you can see, I'm not very original.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I know how to laugh on cue.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I can bend spoons with my mind.... and also my hands.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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You can make anything sound sexual with the right inflection.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm thinking of an animal......
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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no seriously, WHO STOLE THE FREAKIN COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR?!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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quiet........ I'm about to say something funny.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris, then got the heck out of there.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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puns about cows have never been (udderly) cool.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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ultimate frisbee should be an olympic sport.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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shenanigans - the product of a ruckus and some tomfoolery.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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"intelligent design sucks!" - Charles Darwin
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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emancipate THIS Lincoln!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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lumberjack parties: more dangerous than you'd think
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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the robot: making bad dancers look even worse since 1983.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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does anyone really know where semicolons are supposed to be?
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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there's no I in TEAM... but unfortunately there is a ME.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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awkward silences make me happy
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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sarcasm: ruining people's self-esteem since the origins of speech
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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no one should use words that end in -izle.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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catch phrases: they never made anyone look cool.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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bad seducers: awkwardly hitting on others since 1568.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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bad seducers: making conversation awkward for everyone since 1423
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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A gramatic intervention: well is an adverb, good is an adjective.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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mix tapes never go out of style...
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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TREES: the lumberjack's piñata
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Ye Olde Comeback: the best disses are colonial-style
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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