No products were harmed during the making of this animal.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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If my house was made out of candy, I'd be homeless
of 29 votes, 69% like it
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I placed my safe in a safe so it's safe
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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Chewing gum bit me
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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It's time to moonwalk the dog
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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I love to travel at the speed of dark
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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I pressed my bellybutton but nothing happened
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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I think I have hypochondria
of 67 votes, 60% like it
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sports make me want to run away
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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I was playing golf when I saw a tiger in the woods
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Wave if you can not read this
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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I can't find my glasses without my glasses
of 46 votes, 48% like it
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There is no such thing as friendly fire
of 44 votes, 48% like it
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Stop Drop Rock & Roll
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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I'm a huge fan of giants
of 66 votes, 35% like it
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Orange is the only color with vitamine C
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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Snow is just a means for rain to act really cool
of 63 votes, 41% like it
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Fireflies seem to love me
(Text in dots and glow ink)
of 62 votes, 48% like it
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I'm unbelievable, can you believe that?
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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Work is only for people who don't win lotteries
of 57 votes, 51% like it
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(in glow ink) This shirt has nightvision
of 75 votes, 47% like it
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I think Parry is Hotter
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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(with an arrow up) This side up
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Jump if you can't read this
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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(in glow ink) Wow, nightvision!
of 59 votes, 41% like it
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If you see this shirt, I'm there too
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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(front) ping
(back) pong
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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My next car will be a bike
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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I just woke up tomorrow morning
of 70 votes, 29% like it
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I don't need a book to teach me how to read
of 58 votes, 34% like it
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