Alright. Starting now, Independence Day–July 4th, 2009–I'm getting my daze on: 365, and that ain't no jive.

Turkey.

So here goes! (Some links are dead 'cause I gave up on them.)

07.16.09: Hi. I'll be your designated driver for the evening.
07.16.09: Do I look like I wanna be the designated driver?
07.15.09: Hey, how 'bout after the sock hop we go get a malt?
07.14.09: My name is Barrett Scorpio. I like gardening... and espionage.
07.13.09: I recently joined a fringe group. We do embroidery as well.
07.13.09: Squash and potatoes? Like apples and oranges.
07.13.09: IT'S TIME I DISH THE DIRT: Gardening is a hobby of mine.
07.13.09: [Image of Caps Lock turned on] I LACK SUBTLETY.
07.12.09: Hungry chemists agree: The Periodic Table lacks WAFFLE IRON.
07.11.09: EXCUSE ME, is the Table of Contents found under Office Supply?
07.10.09: I have a real CAN-DO SPIRIT. 'Cause WILL-DO is just showing off.
07.09.09: Look into my eyes. You're getting creepy... very creepy.
07.09.09: So a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk onto this shirt...
07.08.09: IF THIS WERE A ROMCOM, I'd be the nerd you end up falling for.
07.07.09: Unicorns are fine, BUT NARWHALS NEED LOVE TOO.
07.06.09: Kiss me, I Irish my coffee.
07.05.09: I'll step off my soapbox the moment they become 100% recyclable.
07.04.09: I real eyes this shirt is strange.

And here're some golden oldies from yestermonth.

+ I'M TICKLED... [on a PINK shirt]
+ I need patience. Quick!
+ No focus group was held during the making of this shirt.
+ I have friends in high places. Like towers and lighthouses.
+ Behind this shirt is a wall of impenetrable muscle.
+ Volcanoes are cool. Until they go off.
+ I WISH I WERE RICH. Then I could be famous for no reason.
+ MAKE NO MISTAKE: I'm a perfectionist.
+ I've had a change of heart: THE TRANSPLANT WAS A SUCCESS.
+ I'm studying the language of love. Do you give private lessons?
+ In case the economy gets worse, I got dibs on eating this shirt.
+ Let's spend the night together. YOU GET THE TOP BUNK.
+ I had ants in my pants and a bee in my bonnet, but my shirt's OK.

Oh, and please support other 365ers, you supporters of others, you.

• lunchboxbrain
• Larlar
• courtney pie
• Tim Scribble
• martiandrivein
• davidfromdallas
• Bio-Bot 9000
• krokun
• Brentendo
• jess4002
• Tishon
• bryn rhys
• FRICKINAWESOME
• toopersent
• rbthatcher
• Retroludo
• Krimson
• jrso390
• staffell
• greenttentacle
• Shandala
• beboo
• hellolindsay
• PuppetMeat
• tsco809
• JeremyCShipp
• Maltzmania
• Tikimasters
• kartuneHustla
• debauched
• T-Lou
• nintechno
• thekevbot
• Switz213
• jshepp