A blatant lie.

I've decided to do the humane thing today, and loose swedish fish back into the wild. To do such I am setting off to purchase as many as possible (go broke in doing so) and release them back into the ocean. I'll post a video when I can (meaning the link). Viva Neon Fishies!

I Had A Dream About Breeding Pet Rocks For A Living.....

Love is like a tumor, you know?
It grows with time,
You can't get rid of it.
And in the end it kills you.

Cornflakes are alot like life in general,
Good with whiskey.

Noone really likes caviar,
It's all just one big joke on rich people.

Pandas aren't innocent,
They're behind the scenes terrorists.

The truth is alot like a lie,
I lost interest in it,
fell asleep,
and flunked the test on it the next day.

...... pretty much what it says.....

Coffee+vodka=?

We'll soon find out...

11.a.m.: wake up, fight ninjas
11:22a.m.: feed and walk the demon
12:22p.m.: get home with multiple charges of manslaughter placed on my dog.
12:23p.m.: make sandwich
12:24p.m.: Fight off sandwich that has become possessed by the devil
12:25p.m.: make another sandwich
12:26p.m.: fight off sandwich that has become possessed by former President Reagan
12:27p.m.: give up on making sandwiches
12:35p.m. Fight ninjas
12:40p.m.: get call from president, save world
12:50p.m.: become super villain, again...
1:20p.m.: kill cancer
1:35p.m.: make ramen
3:08p.m.: finnish eating ramen (There will be ALOT)
3:09p.m.: Become cyborg
3:41-11:59p.m.: to be determined

Now he may LOOK harmless, but he eats babies.... and trucks... and cities..... BEWARE!!!!
I took a photo of him, it turned out red and all that could be seen were his eyes and teeth, my camera no longer will upload onto the computer.... coincidence? Or proof?!?!?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/scramking/IMG_2116.jpg?t=1200761801
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/scramking/IMG_2126.jpg?t=1200761874

I realized that I currently lack everything I need to submit a design (My computer is out to starve me to death. Get a real job? I have a few, but I no am getting monies) So Currently my computer isn't internetting.... (won't let me post anything) which makes-a-me one sad mario.

Anyway, show your support by sharing some of the secrets of how you are so awesome with me (And by this I mean, what tools do you use that don't cost money?)

right, thanks.

Well, I'm broke, my computer hates me (likewise), I'm low on sleep and feel like a monkey who just wrote the complete works of Shakespear only to realize the name is spelled wrong, I'm out of coffee (@ 11p.m. coffee is my blood), but I finally found motivation. I have a concept! That's right! a concept! Not to mention MULTIPLE CONCEPTS! It's true! ¡Hola! (I just remembered the option key makes all other keys twice as fun). I'll get to churn'n out a design.... soon.... but right now I'm gonna go mug someone for coffee (no pun intended..... I bet half of the people who read this won't get it anyway).

Oh, my photoshop freetrial just ran out.... So it may take longer than I thought.... alas, there is no free editing software, just me an my scanner, pens, pencils, and disfigured fingers (from rock climbing, guitar, typing, getting hit with a mallet, you know: the usual).

Uh, the logo guy was making me sad so I decided to post a blog to make him smile. Turns out the bastard just want's me to buy stuff. Just like my family, I need to buy their love. Ofcourse that has nothing to do with anything, I just felt like taking up a little extra room. Yea.
So anyway, I'm Kahn. There ya go, that's my name. Yea. Right, I'm making a sandwich and I'l be right back... later....

Yea, I'll start submitting designs as soon as I find the time to. But you will be dazzeled. Not like with the bedazzeler, that thing creeps me out. Another thing that creeps me out are sequences, you know, the little shinny things? Those things are w-ierd. And rhinestones. But that's off topic.

Wait, you might say, what is the topic? Why does he say it's off topic when he doesn't say what the topic is? Well, that's because I need coffee to live and not kill my neighbors in the morning.
Speaking of which, the first design is coffee robot, but that ain't up 'cause my computer is acting much like my ex. But that's besides the point.

You ever notice how turkey sandwiches are good, but turkies are ugly, ugly, ugly creatures? Now I don't want my sandwich. That's what Monty is for, the disposal of unwanted things. Like a fuzzy trashcan. Right.

Anyway, hope to submit good designs and slogans and stuff. 'Cause I kinda need money to buy food other than cereal... right. later.