Never been to .me
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Full of calories
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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The media beat me up
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Don't look now, look later
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Spare the poor horses
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I wear T-Shirts and I vote
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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30th Rock from the Sun
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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May I comment on your appearance?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Believe in all gods or none
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Bed: The happiest place on Earth
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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You are not my target audience.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Soccer: it's just not football.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The true believers call it Soccer
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I go medieval on anyone who uses the term 'Mouth feel'
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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F*** Einstein, I'm going to Lightspeed!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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God - your invisible friend
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Cats are awesome!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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When I'm high all the ants look like people
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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This is coming off
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Only pigs wear bacon
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Try reality.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Why does God act like he doesn't exist?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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You aint a beauty but hey you're here
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I invaded Earth, and all I got was this lousy human.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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2 million years... and this is the end result.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Don't look now, but I'm behind you.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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eat batteries - for long lasting energy
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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How long is a piece of string theory?
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Physicists love to study their Brownian Motions
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Cars don't move me.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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needs food badly
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Everyone is born Agnostic
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Hell is for those that believe in it
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Evolution is a theory, not a hypothesis
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Harold & Kumar go to Castle Grayskull
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Hi! Skip Intro>
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Damn shift key1
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I'd rather be arrogant than wrong.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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