Ass Burgers syndrome
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Good things come to those who wait...and wait...and wait...
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Something went in my eye...I think it was a photon
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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It's All Goo
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Debt gets things done
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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It's a wonderful thing, making love to your wife...
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Nakatomi Plaza
Grand opening
Inaugural Christmas party
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I hate uninvited apostrophe's
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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#@*&! punctuation is not obscene
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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1. Wear shirt
2. <something>
3. Profit!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Tuesday smells funny
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I can't feel my legs... can I feel yours?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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It's not a mistake, it's a 'Learning Incident'
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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My pet lamb has a gambolling problem
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Nature abhors a vacuum, and never washes the dishes either
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at monkeys
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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It's not dandruff, it's fluff from the washing machine
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Like risen dough, I've got nothing to prove
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Dogs bury stuff, Cats bury crap
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Meme me!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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When you wish upon a star, you get fried.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I love you with all my blood pumping organ
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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404 shirt error
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'd be bummed if I only got two peas in a pod.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Chemists do it with mols
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Sushi bars serve a porpoise
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Loose your arrows, but don't lose them.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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1111 + Magnet = 0000
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Under this shirt I'm pretty ribbed
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It's 2010, shouldn't we be exploring Jupiter?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Everyone is born an atheist
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I ordered a pizza with the lot, and got the universe on a platter
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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God DOES cure amputees!
(so long as they're starfish)
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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My coffee has reached equilibrium with the ambient temperature
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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Shoot the glass!
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Get ready for the future...there it goes.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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We're gonna need a bigger font
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Full of calories
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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The media beat me up
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Spare the poor horses
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I wear T-Shirts and I vote
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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30th Rock from the Sun
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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May I comment on your appearance?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Believe in all gods or none
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Bed: The happiest place on Earth
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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You are not my target audience.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Soccer: it's just not football.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The true believers call it Soccer
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I go medieval on anyone who uses the term 'Mouth feel'
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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F*** Einstein, I'm going to Lightspeed!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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God - your invisible friend
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Cats are awesome!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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When I'm high all the ants look like people
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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This is coming off
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Only pigs wear bacon
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Try reality.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Why does God act like he doesn't exist?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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You aint a beauty but hey you're here
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I invaded Earth, and all I got was this lousy human.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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2 million years... and this is the end result.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Don't look now, but I'm behind you.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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eat batteries - for long lasting energy
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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How long is a piece of string theory?
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Physicists love to study their Brownian Motions
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Cars don't move me.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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needs food badly
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Everyone is born Agnostic
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Hell is for those that believe in it
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Evolution is a theory, not a hypothesis
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Harold & Kumar go to Castle Grayskull
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Hi! Skip Intro>
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Damn shift key1
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I'd rather be arrogant than wrong.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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