Way babydaddy at?
of 42 votes, 0% like it
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Hungover like a horse...
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Bloods & Cribs, Blunts & Crips
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Blunts & Crips
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Bloods & Cribs
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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popped, locked, and ready for bed
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Can you hear my sizzle yet?
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Don't Anime; Procrea.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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The Spice Melange is the spice of life, not that other sh*t.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Doraemon's always got some good sh*t...
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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When is Gay History Month?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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100% Extra Virgin Olive Juice
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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I'm stumped. You wanna take a wack at it?
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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I'm stumped. Wanna take a wack at it?
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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{front}He works hard for the money. {back}So hard for it honey.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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I do it on principle.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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You break it, I bought it.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Yakuza Love Police
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Yakuza Love Police: Holiday Remediation Team
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Yakuza Love Police: Shameful Infidelity Squad
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Yakuza Love Police: Special Tomodachi Unit
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Yakuza Love Police: Special Girlfriends Unit
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Details at 11. Now for this breaking story...
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Did you check for parasites?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Green tea is to be green; not brown. Green. Take it away.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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How about a nice hike around the Catskills, Sisyphus?
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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What do I look like, Prometheus? Chopped liver?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Won't you join us under the ripening fruit trees, Tantalus?
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Don't tuck the sheets, Procrustes.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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And so we must cut the child in half.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Rack of Lamb, Rare, Please.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Make me a Beef Wellington sandwich, b*tch!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Hot Corn, Cold Corn
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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a single solitary drop of most precious moon frosted morning dew
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Spare the cod! Don't spoil the wild!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Don't spare the rod, spoil me, child...
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Queen of Cups
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Ace of Cups
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Y Mis Amigos... Los Bisexuales
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Lick My Decals Off, Baby
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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glop flipper to my left and to my right
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Stag Nation
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Suppleware Enterprises, Inc.
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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And succulence is had!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Pick off my lint; it soothes me.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Chan is so fretful!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Little Prince Pepper Paste - The Royal Gojuchang - Est. 1876
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Look. Done. Repeat.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Cry, F@ggot, Cry
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Timewave is Nigh!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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funky funky fresh
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Honeydew. Kiwi. Snap peas.
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Bring back chastity belts and self respect!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Toxoplasma Gondii from cats makes men facile and women sleazy
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Stop Violence at the Root: The Genitals
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Stop Violence at the Root: The Brain Stem
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Hungover...and over...and over again.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Sensitive Artist Type Seeking Decadent Filth Moppet
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Bring the Angry Lovin' Full Up On Me, Child
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Bring the Angry Lovin' Full Up On Me
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Bring the Angry Lovin'
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Bring the Love
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Fill up my gas tank if you're going to drive like that!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Solid Funkipations
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Step right up! Then step right back again. Dang you got close.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Sore jaw? Waiting to exhale?
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Eco green fun pie is best idea evar
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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You've come this far...
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Come hither, lover...
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Bukkake at my place?
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Featherweight Champeen
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I snort lines off little girls' spines.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Be gone, onerous plimp!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Dunk it in my pighole, pappy.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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everything you own in a box to the left
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Pomo Trinary: Objective, Subjective, Abjective
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I'm tired of Helvetica, let's get some tamales.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Promote Massive Collapse Day: Do NOTHING on 12/17/2008
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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The Help
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Deport Illegal Salients
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Divide and Concur
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Spit this 'tween the family jowels!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Kowtow Brown Cow
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Oh withered brown banana, the fruit of my loins!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Tupac Chirac
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Catsup on that frankfurter, Mr. President?
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Catsup on that frankfurter, Mr. Senator?
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I broke the vase. Me. I did it.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Manhole Lo!
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Abominable Crowman: Imagine That
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Suspend disbelief 4 a moment then bring it raging back the next.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Don't crap in my top hat and I won't crap in, wait a second!
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Lox and Bagels, Bagels and Lox, Oh My...
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I'm really 400lbs. when I'm at home in front of my computer.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Don't worry I've only got Oedipal Simplex virus, not the Complex.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Handball Champion
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Viva Lost Boys
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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All hands on deck, betch!
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Pleased. Don't ruin it.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Can't we just get along, lil' dogies?
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Camels are for humpin'.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Pay attention in the back, there!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Blood shot eyes = just jerked it
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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It's not a canker sore, it's cancer.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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The stroke made me dull; just nod and smile.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I'm tired of talking about my cancer so don't ask.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Being positive only makes things worse when you've got HIV.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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My mind is a well-oiled machine, as is the rest of me.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Candy apple, anyone?
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Republicrats: The United Apostates of America
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Democrats: The United Apostates of America
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Republicans: The United Apostates of America
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Sabbath Sunday Sabbath
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Check Your Posture!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Cry Me A River Phoenix
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Balding is more about Blood Deficiency than Genetics.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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As an American you likely have Liver Qi Stagnation.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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hot flashes light my fire
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Filet Mignon or Flaming Yawn?
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Re-gifted At Birth
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Snort my essence for a ride into utopian banality.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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We've got a bogey on our tails!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Ribbed for my structural integrity
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Staunch Supporter
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Doily yourself up a bit before you come back, honeypie.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Doily yourself up a bit before you come back.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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"Design" is the Devil
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Jaegwang Lives!
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Chicken Fried Wiccan
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Southern Fried Chicken
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Just let me know when you want to end this.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Neglect is the harshest criticism.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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You're in for a long night.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Hippo Jockey
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Pass the please, would you?
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I like my chicken with cornbread!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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U can't always get wut U want but U'll find that's not rly true.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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I am not letting you pull yourself up by my bootstraps again.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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On Sale: Elbow Grease
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I couldn't drive in the state you're in but you're doing fine.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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You Are Here: Castaway Island
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Depleting Jing feels good.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I'll be back with the hot pants in a flash! Keep the beats fresh!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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My gaurdian angel says go for it, but I'm not into fat chicks.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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What's your spirit guide animal?
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Help! I'm looking for drugs!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Crank this line for a buzz.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Mind if I squeeze in mid-diphthong?
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Diphthongs: The longer the better.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Fancy a chance at love?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Raise the roof? Raise the TRUTH!
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Ever seen a crisp $100 bill before?
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Then make a U-ey @ the Clitoropolis & you're practically ther
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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You better put that pun-gun away before you hurt yourself.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I did it all based on principle.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Did you just say what I thought I heard you say?
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Act your way in to my heart.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Your bosom a quiver to mine darting eyes.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Public Schools: Can ya blame me?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Give it a whirl.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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You break it, you bought it.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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guyz in pain
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Keep your distance if your perfume cost less than $80.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I find your incense choice offensive.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Entertained yet?
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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We Are Lovers In Disguise
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I love you & want to move into your apartment.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Ass Like A Tree Trunk
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I got the wobble pox!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Are we here yet?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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A spicy splash for my tongue tip
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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harm-o-NY?
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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har-mo-NY
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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ever so drunk
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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douchepooch
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Just don't mention the weather.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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tap the sap
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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...just no place where the ketchup is already on the table.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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I've got a custard filled donut back at my place for you.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Rippin' 'n' Dippin'. Tearin' 'n' Sharin'.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Death & Taxes. And T-Shirts.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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wrestle me for the last martini
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Beatbox + Dancing = FUN
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Boyfriend Trap
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Radish cures hangovers. Pass it on.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Ask me about my food sensitivities.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I have a gluten allergy.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Spill your guts; just not here.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Soap Opera Understudy
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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I've drawn a _________.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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foil lined
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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These beats are gettin' SERIOUS.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Pass the vadge, bro!
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I hate you illiterate mouth breathers. The rest are alright.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Frump Sexy
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Belle Biv Sebastian
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Gimme a break, I'm on vacation!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Italian Beef, Extra Jus
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Pygmy, Pauper, Prince, Prisoner
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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My ass hurts like a rice paddy...
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Kotton Kargo Kult
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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I Hate Fashion.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Work is Life. The Rest is Just Petting.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Commodified.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Resource.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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on the dole
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Savor This.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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My other car is a golfcart.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Sweatshop Enabler
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Fifth Level Womb Wizard
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Smooth As Silk (but cheaper and still prone to staining)
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Make Babies.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Make Babies. Now.
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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Make Babies. (Japan is depending on you.)
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Oh, Trajan!
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Vegetable Man
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Kindergarten Cop
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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(see Appendix for references)
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Trump Up The Volume
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Sweatin' In The Sunshine
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Idyllic Scene
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Cereal(box) Killer
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Life Is Life.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Your place not mine.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury...
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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black that ass up
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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