SHIRTS I HAVE

1. Damn Scientists
2. Inside You
3. In a Comic
4. Paper Tiger
5. When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth...
6. Funkalicious
7. Secrets of Mensa
8. Pulp
9. Make Love Not War
10. Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder
11. The Communist Party
12. Halt! Who Goes There? (THE LAST ONE!)
13. They're, Their, There
14. Tyger Tyger
15. Never Take Your Abilities For Granted
16. My Broderie Tyrannosaurus
17. Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems
18. T Minus
19. Making Mythology
20. Big Cats
21. Magic is Just Stuff Science Hasn't Made Boring Yet
22. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal
23. A is for Jerks!
24. Death, Our Nation's Number One Killer
25. Nerds 2² Ever
26. Ctrl + Z
27. A Friend's Job
28. Haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense
29. Afternoon Delight
30. Stupid raisins, stay out of my cookies
31. Playing God
32. FeLines
33. We're on the same level
34. Scare List
35. Hey, let's go do fun stuff!
36. Call of the Wild
37. The Food Chain
38. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I swallowed a kitten.
39. Satan's Little Helper
40. Jump
41. The Day The Fire Brigade Went On Strike
42. After Hunting
43. Things That Glow...
44. Foxy
45. The Last F*ckin' Unicorn
46. When Pandas Attack
47. I would look cooler if I were riding a unicorn.
48. Organ donor (see inside for details)
49. Plot, it builds character.
50. Animals with Eyepatches! Yes!
51. Mister Mittens' Big Adventure
52. If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur.
53. The Beginning
54. This is not a Pipe
55. If you find me dead make it look like I was doing something cool
56. Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things.
57. Forget science, I'm donating my body to magic
58. Nothing Is Written
59. Hooray for sarcasm!
60. My career plans were much more exciting when I was five.
61. Saber-toothed Tiger