if threadless started printing on vnecks, i would tattoo my chest just so people can see it. ill even get "threadless" tattood in there somewhere

i promise
im not talking some pansy sissy itty bitty tiny one. im talking a serious chest piece. a super serious chest piece

here is a textual contract

Here ye here ye
i vow that if threadless started printing on vnecks, ye can gamble thy ass, that i, sir andrew mundy of florida, will contract out a chest piece to be permanantly inked into my chest in accordance to my word and this message.