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of 53 votes, 40% like it
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(on back of shirt)
Kick yourself.
of 53 votes, 43% like it
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(on hoodie) This is my umbrella.
of 43 votes, 51% like it
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(on hoodie) Who needs umbrellas?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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(On Kryptonite Green) Superman Doesn't Stand A Chance.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Abbreves Are Ridic
of 87 votes, 49% like it
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Attention All Raisers: The Roof Is High Enough
of 92 votes, 52% like it
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Boomerangs are just flying Deja-vus.
of 42 votes, 48% like it
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does anyone actually have square feet?
of 96 votes, 53% like it
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Don't worry; I don't bite. Unless you're a delicious sandwich.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Even fish find it cool to stay in school.
of 99 votes, 56% like it
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Every Time You Connect The Dots, Your Imagination Cries.
of 100 votes, 56% like it
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Follow The Cheerleader.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Fortunately, Being A Butler Isn't As Bad As It Sounds.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Four Score And Seven Years Ago This Actually Made Sense.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Goldfish: The Only Fish That Tastes Like Cheese.
of 96 votes, 58% like it
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Gossip ruins everything. By the way, see that girl's outfit?!
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Hakuna Matata doesn't exist in the corporate world.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Humpty Dumpty jigsaw puzzles don't exist for a reason.
of 70 votes, 40% like it
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I ate the food pyramid.
of 59 votes, 37% like it
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I can't finish anythi
of 90 votes, 44% like it
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I connected the dots for you to read this. And because it was fun
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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I Don't Believe In Imaginary People. Just Ask This Astronaut.
of 88 votes, 43% like it
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I Hate Rappers. Except For Those With Candy Inside.
of 94 votes, 56% like it
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I hate seafood. But love me some goldfish.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I hope the wheels on the bus don't go round and round near cliffs
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I just saw you look at me. Creep.
of 69 votes, 52% like it
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I leave my guide dog at home when I go on blind dates.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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I left my glasses at home. Can you read this to me?
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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I love you as much as I love lying
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I never get excited!
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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I Put The Holes In Your Swiss Cheese.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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I Scream At People Who Scream For Ice Cream.
of 85 votes, 53% like it
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I sense don't make.
of 95 votes, 55% like it
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I strived to be a billboard, but I guess this shirt's okay.
of 45 votes, 47% like it
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I think Waldo's behind you.
of 57 votes, 42% like it
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I Told Your Future Waiter That It's Your Birthday.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I totally wish I was wearing your shirt instead.
of 62 votes, 48% like it
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I totally wish I was wearing your shirt.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I Use Mirrors During Times Of Self-Reflection.
of 87 votes, 49% like it
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I use mirrors for self-reflection.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I Used To Wear Polka Dots. Until People Kept Poking All The Dots.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I wasn't on the Titanic.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I Watch Reruns To Experience Deja Vu
of 54 votes, 48% like it
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I wish all sports were full-contact.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I wish I had been written on a billboard instead.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I wish spellchek worked on tshirts.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I wish tap water actually danced.
of 99 votes, 58% like it
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I woke up on the left side of the bed. It didn't feel wrong...
of 67 votes, 49% like it
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I'd call myself a vegetarian if I sucked at hunting, too.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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I'd have been here sooner, but there's a mirror in my bathroom.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I'd introduce myself if I wasn't sleepwalking.
of 97 votes, 48% like it
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I'd Jump At The Chance To Be A Professional Diver.
of 71 votes, 48% like it
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I'd swallow my pride, but I'd probably choke.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm A Celebrity. The Paparazzi Are Just On Vacation.
of 47 votes, 38% like it
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I'm A Cliche Detective. Let's Bust This Thing Wide Open.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I'm It, But My Mom Told Me Not To Tag Strangers.
of 71 votes, 48% like it
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I'm So Tired Of Giving Cheerleaders All My Letters.
of 73 votes, 45% like it
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I'm tired of giving cheerleaders all my letters.
of 29 votes, 59% like it
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I'm tired of the doctor ordering everything.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
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I've Gone Bankrupt From Buying Too Much Time.
of 25 votes, 56% like it
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If food were an instrument, I'd be eating a symphony.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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If I knew telepathy, I'd jinx you.
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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If I wasn't so hungry, I'd food fight you.
of 83 votes, 49% like it
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If my shirt was invisible, I'd also be naked.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
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If This Makes Any Sense, Congrats On Being Literate!
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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If you look good in clothes, this might look good on you
of 72 votes, 57% like it
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If you were wearing this, we'd be twins. And if we shared a mom.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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In case of bowling: stop, drop, and roll.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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It isn't the noun, it's the nounist.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Jack, I cleared a candlestick when I was five. Please.
of 92 votes, 53% like it
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Leap Years Suck. They Can't Even Jump.
of 61 votes, 51% like it
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Let's pretend there's mistletoe above us.
of 14 votes, 50% like it
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Luckily, a see-saw isn't as dangerous as it sounds.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Luckily, only game shows make you pay for vowels.
of 49 votes, 43% like it
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Luckily, shooting hoops isn't fatal.
of 85 votes, 52% like it
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My Dog Ate My Cool Shirt.
of 68 votes, 46% like it
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My personality makes up for my lack of style.
of 94 votes, 47% like it
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Nothing makes sense these days. Especially if you speak English.
of 67 votes, 46% like it
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Oh No I Lost All
My Punctuation
of 101 votes, 52% like it
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Paternity tests prove that Vader's my daddy, too.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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Pessimistic people have absolutely no hope of succeeding
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Please? I Thought The Magic Word Was Abracadabra!
of 55 votes, 44% like it
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Plenty more where this came from. Seriously, check the inventory.
of 75 votes, 48% like it
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Plumbers: Fighting Cracks With Cracks.
of 99 votes, 52% like it
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Puddles are just bodies of water that haven't been named yet.
of 86 votes, 59% like it
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Reincarnation: It's like a 1-UP.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Sign Here:
x___________
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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Speak up! I'm not listening to you.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Speak up, I'm not listening
of 71 votes, 46% like it
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Sports: Where It's Completely Legal To Shoot Things
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Thanks for not wearing this today. It would have been awkward.
of 48 votes, 40% like it
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There's definitely a spoon.
of 83 votes, 47% like it
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This is only one of my many dance moves.
of 59 votes, 46% like it
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This makes more sense when I'm doing a head stand.
(upside-down)
of 96 votes, 54% like it
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Touchdown Dance Choreographer
of 8 votes, 50% like it
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You can tell by the way I walk my walk, I'm late for work.
of 52 votes, 38% like it
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You just paid me more attention than my parents ever have.
of 72 votes, 56% like it
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You only wish someone was reading your shirt.
of 58 votes, 38% like it
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You're still dreaming.
of 90 votes, 48% like it
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