...that haven't been printed yet.

Well, 3 down, 7 to go! Here's a list of my favorite 10 9 8 7 slogans that haven't been printed yet. If you do not make my list, I never saw your slogan. Feel free to post comments, favorite slogans of yours, or reasons as to why I'm wrong. Let's get these printed, Threadless!

DFD's 10 9 8 7 Best Slogans (in no particular order):

Excuse Me While I Stroke My Invisible Handlebar Mustache.
- Maltzmania

Life is like a box of terrible analogies.
- Larlar

Forget Terrorists, Why Haven't We Captured Carmen Sandiego Yet?
- FRICKINAWESOME

(in gold and silver foil) I HATE ATTENTION SEEKERS.
- FRICKINAWESOME

I've Just Developed A Theory Which Proves I'm Not A Nerd.
- FRICKINAWESOME

Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe.
- jaywalkergraphics

Origami turned my pants into this shirt.
- againstbound

I'm not a geek, I just enjoy computers, basements and love my mom.
- martiandrivein

I got no beef with vegetarians.
- lunchboxbrain

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in proper alphabetical order.
- courtney pie

Bonus! I think our shadows touched. Awkward.
- some moron

Yes, I posted 11. What are you going to do about it?