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davidfromdallas aka David Soames is a 23.98 year old boy, has been a member since January 7, 2008, has scored 2283 submissions, giving an average score of 2.22.

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Dec 08 '08 by davidfromdallas

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THE 7 BEST THREADLESS SLOGANS (CONGRATS, LAR!)...

...that haven't been printed yet.

Well, 3 down, 7 to go! Here's a list of my favorite 10 9 8 7 slogans that haven't been printed yet. If you do not make my list, I never saw your slogan. Feel free to post comments, favorite slogans of yours, or reasons as to why I'm wrong. Let's get these printed, Threadless!

DFD's 10 9 8 7 Best Slogans (in no particular order):

Excuse Me While I Stroke My Invisible Handlebar Mustache.
- Maltzmania

~~Life is like a box of terrible analogies.~~
- Larlar

Forget Terrorists, Why Haven't We Captured Carmen Sandiego Yet?
- FRICKINAWESOME

~~(in gold and silver foil) I HATE ATTENTION SEEKERS.~~
- FRICKINAWESOME

I've Just Developed A Theory Which Proves I'm Not A Nerd.
- FRICKINAWESOME

Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe.
- jaywalkergraphics

~~Origami turned my pants into this shirt.~~
- againstbound

I'm not a geek, I just enjoy computers, basements and love my mom.
- martiandrivein

I got no beef with vegetarians.
- lunchboxbrain

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in proper alphabetical order.
- courtney pie

Bonus! I think our shadows touched. Awkward.
- some moron

Yes, I posted 11. What are you going to do about it?

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Larlar on Dec 21 '08 at 6:30pm

that...looks like an actual threadless shirt

krokun on Dec 21 '08 at 6:33pm

Thats exactly what I was thinking Larlar...

seashellgigi on Dec 21 '08 at 6:41pm

According to her profile, she's an Italian sketch artist. You can click on that image that leon posted. It take you to her flicker account and you can see where she tried to submit a photo of her in it to Threadless but was declined because her face wasn't visible.

http://www.threadless.com/profile/694828/eleonoram/submissions

krokun on Dec 21 '08 at 6:46pm

Shes probably a dude, thats why she doesnt show her/his face.

davidfromdallas on Dec 21 '08 at 6:49pm

i'm confused about the point of this discussion?

in other news, the cowboys still have hope. bc i know so many ppl care.

krokun on Dec 22 '08 at 2:08am

What was the point of that discussion?

kaloyster on Dec 22 '08 at 2:10am

sucks that i'm not inlcuded :/

krokun on Dec 22 '08 at 2:10am

I can call you a girly boy too if you want to feel included?

davidfromdallas on Dec 23 '08 at 12:20am

kaly, you have ONE. and to be honest, it's okay. but maybe that's just cuz i'm biased about a similar one i did.

magichellride on Dec 23 '08 at 12:29am

hey david check out my slogans and let me know what you think

thanks =)

davidfromdallas on Dec 23 '08 at 12:54am

some great stuff, magic! Lovin' your awkward slogans haha. I've tried many of these, just hoping that one day the kind folks at threadless might pick one. keep it up!

magichellride on Dec 23 '08 at 12:57am

thanks david! seems like awkward is generally liked. i guess i'll try to come up with some more awkward stuff and of course explore other themes too. =)

drewfarr on Dec 23 '08 at 12:59am

Lulz @ Excuse Me While I Stroke My Invisible Handlebar Mustache.

I'd appreciate it if you'd check mine out too david :)

d3d on Dec 23 '08 at 1:01am

oh really? that's the actual threadless shirt? for some reason i was convinced it looked really different.

davidfromdallas on Dec 23 '08 at 4:13pm

secret handshake and boom box are great, drew! keep it doin, bro!

5 days later

lunchboxbrain on Dec 29 '08 at 11:04am

Origami turned my pants into this shirt.
- againstbound

cross another one off the list!

jess4002 on Dec 29 '08 at 11:05am

yay, hector!

skinnyeddy on Dec 29 '08 at 11:18am

You forgot "Both Pessimist and Optimists agree: We need a re-fill". I think it was by bio-bot9000.

TheInfamousBaka on Dec 29 '08 at 11:20am

2 down, 8 to go!

davidfromdallas on Dec 29 '08 at 3:00pm

i called it! 8 more. boom.

TimScribble on Dec 29 '08 at 3:02pm

I think you need to add me on there since you are the good luck charm evidentally.

davidfromdallas on Dec 29 '08 at 3:03pm

lol. you should be on there. maybe i should replace the chosen ones.

againstbound on Dec 29 '08 at 3:04pm

Thanks guys =)

When you made the list I was so tempted to tell you both mine and Evan's were already in the queue, but the Threadless gods would have collected my balls.

spacesick 2 on Dec 29 '08 at 3:06pm

all of them!

davidfromdallas on Dec 29 '08 at 3:08pm

haha. well in that case, got any more in queue that you care to share?!

TimScribble on Dec 29 '08 at 3:10pm

Threadless gods collect balls? That rocks. I wonder how many they have?

againstbound on Dec 29 '08 at 3:13pm

Right now I have nothing of mine in the queue ;(

Though I might know stuff from other people...

againstbound on Dec 29 '08 at 3:14pm

I think they have so many balls that there is no name for the number, Tim.

courtney pie on Dec 29 '08 at 3:45pm

^5!! i think they're just going off this blog for the Monday prints.

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 29 '08 at 4:03pm

Your perceptions of sloganhood are most insane and intensly accurate. Good speed to the rest of them and of course to that other moron's one as well at the end of your list.

confused3242 on Dec 29 '08 at 4:24pm

mines not getting enough votes to be on the list....i could aspire right!

krokun on Dec 29 '08 at 6:14pm

Hmmmn, Yo David, whats a guy gotta do to get on this list hmmm?

Larlar on Dec 30 '08 at 2:27pm

Put more of my slogans in this Magical List of Win or I'll cut you.

BlueLobster on Dec 30 '08 at 2:35pm

Lol at the Carmen Sandiego one and the Shadow touching

ofthecoast on Dec 30 '08 at 2:39pm

Larlar on Dec 30 '08 at 2:27pm

Put more of my slogans in this Magical List of Win or I'll cut you.

davidfromdallas on Dec 30 '08 at 3:19pm

Larlar - i would laugh at that, but I think you're actually serious and I'm crying instead.

krokun - should I update the list and always keep it at the top 10? or just let it get gradually smaller and smaller

krokun on Dec 30 '08 at 11:58pm

Yes, add more. But only if you add one of mine. otherwise just let it get smaller untill it is a small and relatively painless distant memory :P

Simpletinrobot on Dec 30 '08 at 11:59pm

You should only add more when one gets printed so that it stays a manageable quick punchy list.

Simpletinrobot on Dec 31 '08 at 12:00am

that being said you can test out that way of things with one of my slogans :)

krokun on Dec 31 '08 at 12:01am

No Fair, I got in first :P

Simpletinrobot on Dec 31 '08 at 12:02am

we'll fight for it. To the battle-pods!

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 31 '08 at 1:06am

I think it's kinda cool how you stated your top ten and will see which ones will eventually find their way to tee form. Make a new list when all ten get printed! lol.