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davidfromdallas aka David Soames is a 23.98 year old boy, has been a member since January 7, 2008, has scored 2284 submissions, giving an average score of 2.22.

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Dec 08 '08 by davidfromdallas

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THE 7 BEST THREADLESS SLOGANS (CONGRATS, LAR!)...

...that haven't been printed yet.

Well, 3 down, 7 to go! Here's a list of my favorite 10 9 8 7 slogans that haven't been printed yet. If you do not make my list, I never saw your slogan. Feel free to post comments, favorite slogans of yours, or reasons as to why I'm wrong. Let's get these printed, Threadless!

DFD's 10 9 8 7 Best Slogans (in no particular order):

Excuse Me While I Stroke My Invisible Handlebar Mustache.
- Maltzmania

~~Life is like a box of terrible analogies.~~
- Larlar

Forget Terrorists, Why Haven't We Captured Carmen Sandiego Yet?
- FRICKINAWESOME

~~(in gold and silver foil) I HATE ATTENTION SEEKERS.~~
- FRICKINAWESOME

I've Just Developed A Theory Which Proves I'm Not A Nerd.
- FRICKINAWESOME

Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe.
- jaywalkergraphics

~~Origami turned my pants into this shirt.~~
- againstbound

I'm not a geek, I just enjoy computers, basements and love my mom.
- martiandrivein

I got no beef with vegetarians.
- lunchboxbrain

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in proper alphabetical order.
- courtney pie

Bonus! I think our shadows touched. Awkward.
- some moron

Yes, I posted 11. What are you going to do about it?

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Simpletinrobot on Dec 10 '08 at 3:26pm

thanks for attributing the lating one to me FA, but it isn't me. Not enough robots in it to be one of mine.

Larlar on Dec 10 '08 at 3:27pm

veni, vidi, vader - I came, I saw, I am your father
-bigcog

Wow, this is totally my new favorite slogan.

davidfromdallas on Dec 10 '08 at 7:12pm

this shirt is less holy than my body

krokun on Dec 10 '08 at 7:19pm

eh?

davidfromdallas on Dec 11 '08 at 9:08pm

so the real question: what are the worst slogans on threadless?

krokun on Dec 11 '08 at 9:11pm

Your face.

krokun on Dec 11 '08 at 9:11pm

Butt seriously, I have one at 3% that Im pretty proud of...

davidfromdallas on Dec 11 '08 at 9:13pm

top of my list (i'll keep it anonymous):

Im so happy, ya cuz im a gummy bear, GUMMY BEAR

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 11 '08 at 9:15pm

it's only funny when they step in bear traps.

krokun on Dec 11 '08 at 9:16pm

Bwahahah.

(I would wear that).

Larlar on Dec 11 '08 at 9:52pm

davidfromdallas on Dec 11 '08 at 9:08pm
so the real question: what are the worst slogans on threadless?

Natural Spring Water Rocks

Ain't no slogan that can top 46 votes at 0%.

davidfromdallas on Dec 11 '08 at 10:37pm

lol

Larlar, incredible.

davidfromdallas on Dec 11 '08 at 10:41pm

Sprinklers go chh chh chh chh chh chh tika tika tika chh chh chh (by bananaphone)

just saw that. i would wear the shit out of the shirt. pure gold.

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 11 '08 at 11:47pm

that bananphone one is indeed pretty awesome. Any time you can sum up a machine by sounds in words amazingly, you've got my 15 bucks.

2 days later

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 14 '08 at 11:13pm

Well, prediction number one of Mr. DFD has come true come tomorrow! That's one off your list, pick another of mine! hehehe. also, I'm linking this blog to the OSC blog tommorrow as well, i just stopped in to get the hyperlink, keep up the awesome DFD.

davidfromdallas on Dec 15 '08 at 4:03pm

Congrats FA! And thanks for the pending link post! Just nine more and my list is gold.

davidfromdallas on Dec 16 '08 at 2:09pm

Speaking of sprinklers, I think we should have a sound effects type battle. Of this is a terrible idea, I'll play by myself - no worries.

krokun on Dec 16 '08 at 2:12pm

Haha, onomatopoeia is cool.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 16 '08 at 2:15pm

There is obviously some kind of DFD Bump going on! Davidfromdallas is the new battleground state.

courtney pie on Dec 16 '08 at 4:14pm

ohmygosh i'm on this list!

thanks and ^5 on 1 down!

(pssst, are you on the book of faces?)

davidfromdallas on Dec 16 '08 at 4:15pm

fa show.' David Soames Gonzalez'

hit me up, girl!

krokun on Dec 16 '08 at 4:42pm

I vote for a recount...

courtney pie on Dec 16 '08 at 4:43pm

i founded youse! wasn't sure if that was you or not

aww krokun!

courtney pie on Dec 16 '08 at 4:44pm

i would like to nominate:

I Have Many Skills That Are Not Applicable In Real Life.

from our very own krokun

davidfromdallas on Dec 16 '08 at 4:50pm

cp - done and done

krok - still upset? i told you, man. ppl make mistakes. how do i make this up to you? i do think you '5 year old' slogan is one of my new faves and should print soon.

courtney pie on Dec 16 '08 at 4:56pm

yay!

krokun on Dec 16 '08 at 5:19pm

Haha, nah I was just saying the list was 10 fav unprinted, gott choose a new one to fill FA void.

krokun on Dec 16 '08 at 5:20pm

Sweet, I gots me some mroe exposure now!

davidfromdallas on Dec 17 '08 at 10:16am

updated!

courtney pie on Dec 17 '08 at 12:39pm

woohoo!

3 days later

davidfromdallas on Dec 20 '08 at 2:46pm

woohoo is right.

Krimson on Dec 20 '08 at 3:05pm

Korokun, you live vicariously through FNA like the rest of us anyways.

krokun on Dec 21 '08 at 2:03pm

I have to cut back on my vicarious living, it not doing my figure and favours...

davidfromdallas on Dec 21 '08 at 2:17pm

turn that into a slogan NOW

krokun on Dec 21 '08 at 2:19pm

Stupid 65 character limit..I had to sub it as this "I have to cut back on my vicarious living, for health reasons." Doesnt quite have the same ring to it...

davidfromdallas on Dec 21 '08 at 4:44pm

i'd still wear it

kway on Dec 21 '08 at 4:46pm

the origami slogan should definitely be printed :)

krokun on Dec 21 '08 at 4:47pm

Me too...

Hey just a thought, you could still have the list as the "best 10 slogans" but just choose a new one for that one of FA's that got printed...

Hint...

Nudge..

Fail...

seashellgigi on Dec 21 '08 at 5:03pm

krokun, try this...

My vicarious living isn't doing my figure any favours

Or, for the American spelling use favors

Though, I'm not sure this slogan really makes sense as vicariousness is calorie free. ;) There's your slogan!!!

Vicariousness is calorie-free

davidfromdallas on Dec 21 '08 at 5:19pm

haha. that's not bad at all. do it.

seashellgigi on Dec 21 '08 at 5:38pm

I think I will. :) Unless krokun already did... He prolly hasn't seen it though.