Bahaha. don't be embarrassed. Embrace the silly.

I wanna wear a shirt that makes people laugh at me. Then I can challenge them to a deathmatch and sully their honour.

I want a shirt with many slogans on it

Hehe thanks david, I hope the voters will come round to some of mine, I like those picks too.

I can only assume you've never read my slogans....surely I would have made the top ten.

Thanks for the shout-out DFD! You've got a ton of winners in your batch 'o slogans. Keep up the good work!

*cries in corner*

Good list.

Tim - you were so close to making it...i originally had 15 and cut it to 10 in the end. these were my 2 faves:

If you want to date me, the odds are good but the goods are odd.
S.A.D - Dyslexics against smoking

LBB - of course. you have too many gems to choose from.

Tonteau - You're right. I had never seen yours before. Although I had seen your designs, which i love. Love this one:

This would appear more meaningful as Chinese characters.

that is awesome.

Larlar on Dec 08 '08 at 10:45pm
martiandrivein on Dec 08 '08 at 9:57pm
I can't remember the correct phrasing or who even subbed it but once I saw a slogan that had something like "

I can't brain today, my dumb has followed me" or something like that...I dunno, it just struck a chord with me.

http://www.threadless.com/profile/298585/Antiorder/slogans

Hilarious.

I loled! And voted.

but that is straight up from a lolcat from aaaages ago!

that slogan is actually really old too, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was from lolcats.

yeah epic fail, I googled it. that mofo's all over the place.... lame.

wow. sad. everyone, go change your vote!

Let's bring that slogan down.

(I'm talkin' DOWNTOWN)

I've added about a million slogans today. Got really really bored

Still waiting on "Ah, we meet again." People don't appreciate simplicity anymore.

yeah, fuckers

staffell - Ah, We Meet Again. my fave

well I mustve been completely drunk or asleep or both when I wrote this blog because I can't find any of snakemans anywhere. How embarrassing. I'll do anything to make it up to you, man. Almost.

Damn people stealing from lolcats! Also anyone seen my newest slogan, "I Can Haz Grammer Lessonz?" Don't know where it came from...

Staffel, loving the grammar one! Finagle ling is an awesome way to spend your time!

Great list wishing I was witty enough to be on it. Would love to see the top 50 from FA sucks that the power was out.

second that. FA, i never told you how sorry i was about your list. the same thing happened to me during the last sentence of this blog, and it took my another half hour to collect all my fave slogans again. can't imagine what you went through.

I can. It involves Godzilla and flames.

a scary sight.

Indeedidoo.

hahaha, it's all good DFD. It seems like you also want us to post some of our favs on your blog, or am i misinterpreting? I'll try to recollect them all tonight or tomorrow for your immortal blog of insanely good witty wordy funny printed things. I'm sure there's a bunch you just don't know about since before you wuz such a vital and amazing member of this word fraternity.

I wonder why not too many low brow slogans have been printed. We need to get a good poop joke on a shirt.

"Don't hug me, I wipe my ass with this shirt."

Okay, so I re-did the list and added a bunch more, so these are my 66 favorite slogans on Threadless (limiting any sloganeer to three max and of course I've probably missed some, but what can you do, and sorry in advance for the insanity of such a long list):

Pain has a very distinct taste. To learn more, eat a bee.
-Larlar

Donkey Kong controls 73% of the barrel industry.
-Larlar

It was a dark and stormy night. The author got scared and left.
-Larlar

Pencils aspire to be No. 2.
-nintechno

Save your strength, there’s a boss battle ahead.. (no longer available for voting)
-nintechno

Booby traps aren't as enjoyable as they sound
-Martiandrivein

My cat has 8 continues
-Martiandrivein

(front)If you can read this (back) You definitley can't read this
-Maltzmania

Imperialism is only fun in galaxies far, far away
-againstbound

I am a ventriloquist. My shirt is not actually saying this.
-simpletinrobot

Explosions. Kissing. Car Chases.Peril. Villain.Coming this Summer
-simpletinrobot

1 out of 5 dentists recommend not giving into peer pressure
-lunchboxbrain

I Survived Titanic. All 3 Hours.
-davidfromdallas

Kiss me, I'm a cliché
-idansimpson

I'm Not An Optimist, I Just Don't Understand the Situation
-v1ctorya

I Used To Be An Atheist. Now I Believe In Unicorns.
-krokun

This Would Be Funnier If You Knew The Backstory.
-krokun

Sometimes I wish I could smell colors. Except for brown.
-SnakeMan

5 out of 6 people agree, Russian Roulette is lots of fun
-ZombieToArt

You can't hear me right now, I'm doing a soliloquy
-Torakamikaze

I punched a mirror once for looking at me funny
-Torakamikaze

You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum.
-juliejeremiah

I'm not an Italian plumber, but I play one on TV.
-juliejermiah

The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets.
-jaywalkergraphics

Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe.
-jaywalkergraphics

Poetic drummers are into cymbalism.
-Baconjesus

Happy Birthday! ( There's a 1 in 365 chance I'm right)
-snacktivity

Napkins: Where Annoying Poetry Lives.
-snacktivity

An Apple A Day Will Create A Strong Hatred of Apples
-snacktivity

non•sense [non-sens] –noun: 1. Trv qoxla jijy progsfd.
-Mr. Wander

Dead musicians decompose.
-Mr. Wander

Life has very realistic graphics.
-Mr. Wander

If this glows, we're in the dark.
-backtozero

question mark: killing your sentences with uncertainty
-backtozero

always a duck, never the goose
-sectionbb

If you can read this, I lost my tie. (written vertically)
-Aristarchus

AMISH: German for 'I'll never own a giant, transformable robot'
-Aristarchus

The geeks shall inherit middle earth
-TimScribble

Clowns Are Colorful Because They're Poisonous.
-J Ray

Hands are just naked puppets.
-J Ray

Don't use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice
-PoPoJiJo

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
-PopoJiJo

Peacocks: Nature's Metrosexual
-ipear

Today's Word: IT'S ON THE BACK and AWESOME! (on back)anticlimactic
-Rekabat

Once upon a time, I wrote short stories. The end.
-icebar

The 21st century was way better in Back to the Future.
-icebar

Interjection! Pronoun, conjunction adjective noun, adverb verb.
-icebar

9 Out of 10 Music Fans Agree: Bad Music Is Good.
-jimography

Crazy like a fox. A crazy fox.
-karm

Wile E. Coyote should really reconsider his brand-loyalty
-PacificLight

Ocean Awareness Club reports,"Yep, still there."
-PacificLight

Rome wasn't built in a day, it just looks like it was.
-PacificLight

veni, vidi, vader - I came, I saw, I am your father
-bogcog

Sloth. The furriest of the seven deadly sins.
-onefourthdumb

Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a Minuet.
-awshucks

Optimists and Pessimists Agree: We Need a Refill
-Bio-Bot 9000

Actually, this town has ample space for both of us.
-5napple

If I shot a sheriff, I probably wouldn't write a song about it.
-5napple

(back) Look Here (front) Kindly punch that person following me
-heerthefood

Owls ask too many questions.
-vixyish

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in proper alphabetical order.
-courtney pie

(Front) See ya on the flipside! (Back) Hey what's up?
-ClapYourHandsSayYeah

I'm allergic to tequila. It makes me naked.
-aglow

BE SPONTANEOUS. (smaller font) you go first.
-bean12

Inuendo is fun, but don't shove it down my throat
-fatheed

i'm just honoured that lori mentioned my Herpes slogan in this blog.

its so ironic that my best percentage will never ever print, haha.

Great list FA, I am honoured. Really.

Aw, thanks man. It's all you dude! I especially love you "atheist" one because you hit something about at once spectrum believing in nothing which is kinda ridiculous and then on the other end total belief in something just as ridiculous. *makes snooty French chef hand to lip opening up gesture*

Crap, I must be sleep deprived if I missed two of my newest favs.

A hug is my favorite adhesive.
-davidfromdallas

Steal my Chinese food and face the wrath of General Tso.
-retroludo

Now I'm going to bed.


Now.

I made a list! Woohoo this made my day.

Great list, FA! I probably should have rethought my idea of making the blog about my 10 faves and made it about my 100 faves instead. that would have made me a slightly more popular man.

like you mentioned previously, due to my threadless youth, i hadn't seen many of these before and def read many that made me blush in pure awe. a few...

I am a ventriloquist. My shirt is not actually saying this.
-simpletinrobot
Sometimes I wish I could smell colors. Except for brown.
-SnakeMan
You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum.
-juliejeremiah
non•sense [non-sens] –noun: 1. Trv qoxla jijy progsfd.
-Mr. Wander
Hands are just naked puppets.
-J Ray
veni, vidi, vader - I came, I saw, I am your father
-bogcog
Optimists and Pessimists Agree: We Need a Refill
-Bio-Bot 9000
If I shot a sheriff, I probably wouldn't write a song about it.
-5napple

i should have just gone ahead and listed all of them. haha some great stuff all around.

Woo-Hoo Both Fa's list and DFD's bonus list!


What a time to be alive!

veni, vidi, vader - I came, I saw, I am your father
-bogcog

ahahahahahahaa

best. slogan. ever.

here are a few of mine that are doing ok:

Date a nerd.They know how to fix your computer.

Children seem to run away from me. Especially when I chase them.

Age is irrelevant if you can't count.

Video games; destroying our thought process since....um...

I actually know what JPEG stands for.

woot! one of mine made someone's list!

what is this you call slogan

not that.

dfd, you didn't have to put my name in your blog title, I was just adding to your fun! lol. hahahaha@being more popular! I'm just OCD like that so it's hard to limit myself to just ten, I'm impressed you could do so since there's SO MANY recent good ones as well. I shoulda gone one more though to raise the total to 69. *cue Butthead laughter*

More people need to make their top tens or whatever list on here...I'm gonna link this blog to the OSC hot links on Monday...

Jellyes, between that one and the recent simpletinrobot i believe about "i came i saw i failed latin", I'd say that phrase is pretty much covered by Threadless slogan awesome.

Heh, yeah those two latin ones kill every other potential latin based slogan.

i'd me honored to have it linked to the OSC blog.

(i'll give you your money later)

Needs more hamster condoms.

^he's right you know.

*licks fingers and goes though stacks of PayDay boardgame cash DFD has handed me. nods approval*

Hmmmn, monopoly slogan anyone?

First thing that came to mind was a play on passing go, and passing hoes. $200 either way.....

I've tried to submit a Monopoly slogan that worked recently. Weird.

haha, at first I thought FA just copied the OSC roster list.

same.

we need a function that lets you send users to jail when they commit threadless crimes - i.e. plagiarism, stupid submissions, etc

I had a slogan containing monopoly: life sucks let's play monopoly