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davidfromdallas aka David Soames is a 23.97 year old boy, has been a member since January 7, 2008, has scored 2279 submissions, giving an average score of 2.22.

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Dec 08 '08 by davidfromdallas

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THE 7 BEST THREADLESS SLOGANS (CONGRATS, LAR!)...

...that haven't been printed yet.

Well, 3 down, 7 to go! Here's a list of my favorite 10 9 8 7 slogans that haven't been printed yet. If you do not make my list, I never saw your slogan. Feel free to post comments, favorite slogans of yours, or reasons as to why I'm wrong. Let's get these printed, Threadless!

DFD's 10 9 8 7 Best Slogans (in no particular order):

Excuse Me While I Stroke My Invisible Handlebar Mustache.
- Maltzmania

~~Life is like a box of terrible analogies.~~
- Larlar

Forget Terrorists, Why Haven't We Captured Carmen Sandiego Yet?
- FRICKINAWESOME

~~(in gold and silver foil) I HATE ATTENTION SEEKERS.~~
- FRICKINAWESOME

I've Just Developed A Theory Which Proves I'm Not A Nerd.
- FRICKINAWESOME

Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe.
- jaywalkergraphics

~~Origami turned my pants into this shirt.~~
- againstbound

I'm not a geek, I just enjoy computers, basements and love my mom.
- martiandrivein

I got no beef with vegetarians.
- lunchboxbrain

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in proper alphabetical order.
- courtney pie

Bonus! I think our shadows touched. Awkward.
- some moron

Yes, I posted 11. What are you going to do about it?

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krokun on Dec 08 '08 at 5:47pm

Im going to go cry in a corner...

lordog on Dec 08 '08 at 5:48pm

don't forget these jems:

If Uranus had a handlebar mustache maybe I'd live there!
-courtney pie

Herpes-bismol: Because there are worse things than indigestion.
-outline

Real World on Dec 08 '08 at 5:48pm

me too. but these are fuckin awesome. great work, dude. i'd have to agree with you for the most part.

davidfromdallas on Dec 08 '08 at 5:50pm

damnit, krok. knew this would happen. you woulda made the top 15 list, i promise. use this as motivation, son! go kick my ass.

krokun on Dec 08 '08 at 5:55pm

Hehe, I dont motivate like that. Ill just kick your ass anyway :p

Chocolate Taco on Dec 08 '08 at 5:57pm

what about:

Angel or not, there's hair in my pasta.
- jaywalker

AND

I Survived Titanic. All 3 Hours.
-dfd

love those. great picks. FA's got too many. not fair lol.

davidfromdallas on Dec 08 '08 at 6:01pm

Krok - bring it, dude.

CT - thanks! and yeah, jaywalker is a BEAST. i could have included all of his. As well as Maltz, FA, Krokun...

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 08 '08 at 6:21pm

dude, I am beyond honored to have three up there! You spoil me so....

I'll post a bunch of my favs in here a little later. Some of your WILL be making the list, and that's the truth, ruth.

ladykat on Dec 08 '08 at 6:23pm

I like this a lot:
I've Just Developed A Theory Which Proves I'm Not A Nerd.
- FRICKINAWESOME

BUT.... it should be "I've just developed a theory THAT proves I'm not a nerd."

So if it's printed, I hope they fix that. If I'm going to advertise my nerdiness on a tee, I want the tee to be grammatically correct :-)

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 08 '08 at 6:25pm

hahaha LadyK....I thought about that after it was up, but it was doing so well I decided to not fix it! IF that ever gets printed, I'll be sure to ask Threadless to correct it...

ladykat on Dec 08 '08 at 6:27pm

Oh good... yes, please do! :-D

DaddyDom on Dec 08 '08 at 6:30pm

i give you all sooo much anus and you pick CP's?...*snifff*...*runs off crying the cry of a man who's Uranuses didn't get picked*

TheInfamousBaka on Dec 08 '08 at 6:32pm

"Origami turned my pants into this shirt."

My favorite.

V1ctorya on Dec 08 '08 at 6:38pm

I loled at larlars

obviously, I need to get more active in the slogan game.

iDanSimpson on Dec 08 '08 at 6:39pm

i love some of my slogans, but i always feel like a prick if i want to promote them.

krokun on Dec 08 '08 at 7:11pm

Want me to do it for you dan?

Larlar on Dec 08 '08 at 8:11pm

After a certain length of unwinningness, prick sensitivity slowly dies over time. There's a double entendre for you. Just wait for your will(y) to die, Dan.

DFD, thanks for giving me a piece of the glory.

ginetteginette on Dec 08 '08 at 8:14pm

TheInfamousBaka on Dec 08 '08 at 6:32pm
"Origami turned my pants into this shirt."

My favorite.

sames.

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 08 '08 at 8:32pm

Kiss me, I'm a cliche- idan

I sorta kinda definitely possibly love this slogan man!

davidfromdallas on Dec 08 '08 at 9:51pm

cheers, all around. it looks like hector's 'origami' is a hit all around. but will it print? that is the question...

iDanSimpson, BIG fan of 'low-fives' and 'future.' props on promoting your slogans without promoting them. that takes talent!

krokun on Dec 08 '08 at 9:53pm

Or laziness combined with an inherrant modesty... :P

Puma7 on Dec 08 '08 at 9:54pm

the shadows one is the best

sonmi on Dec 08 '08 at 9:54pm

Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe.
- jaywalkergraphics

this made me giggle

martiandrivein on Dec 08 '08 at 9:57pm

I can't remember the correct phrasing or who even subbed it but once I saw a slogan that had something like "

I can't brain today, my dumb has followed me" or something like that...I dunno, it just struck a chord with me.

davidfromdallas on Dec 08 '08 at 9:57pm

Puma7 have i told you how much you RULE?!

davidfromdallas on Dec 08 '08 at 9:59pm

lol, just saw that. martian, find it! sounds amazing.

Retroludo on Dec 08 '08 at 10:13pm

I see how it is, I'll be in the other corner..

Just kidding, I love courtney's OCD one too.

Chocolate Taco on Dec 08 '08 at 10:14pm

nerd theory and analogies. dynomite.

love shadows, too.

The Lady on Dec 08 '08 at 10:17pm

threadless needs more awkwardness in general
$5 to the selects

davidfromdallas on Dec 08 '08 at 10:20pm

retro - to be honest, i wish some of yours scored better. mainly these:

Y keeps asking questions about Vowel Membership.
Pardon me while I save the day.

2 of my faves.

Maltzmania on Dec 08 '08 at 10:22pm

thanks for the shoutout man.

i sent you stp hope you got them, thanks for all your support!

davidfromdallas on Dec 08 '08 at 10:27pm

i was wonderin where those came from! means a lot, man. mad thanks.

Larlar on Dec 08 '08 at 10:45pm

martiandrivein on Dec 08 '08 at 9:57pm
I can't remember the correct phrasing or who even subbed it but once I saw a slogan that had something like "

I can't brain today, my dumb has followed me" or something like that...I dunno, it just struck a chord with me.

http://www.threadless.com/profile/298585/Antiorder/slogans

Hilarious.

Blake B on Dec 08 '08 at 10:48pm

buahaha those be funy

davidfromdallas on Dec 08 '08 at 10:53pm

That slogan is fire!

againstbound on Dec 08 '08 at 10:59pm

Thanks for the mention, David.

And thanks for the liking Tiffany and Ginette.

ladykat on Dec 08 '08 at 11:21pm

Larlar on Dec 08 '08 at 10:45pm
martiandrivein on Dec 08 '08 at 9:57pm
I can't remember the correct phrasing or who even subbed it but once I saw a slogan that had something like "

I can't brain today, my dumb has followed me" or something like that...I dunno, it just struck a chord with me.

http://www.threadless.com/profile/298585/Antiorder/slogans

Hilarious.

I loled! And voted.

krokun on Dec 08 '08 at 11:23pm

I also voted. And loled. But I loled in my head. Not out loud. So I guess it doesnt count...

martiandrivein on Dec 08 '08 at 11:23pm

haha That is totally the one.... nicely done. very good sleuthing skills.

Larlar on Dec 08 '08 at 11:24pm

Threadless slogans show up in google. It didn't take very long. :D

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 08 '08 at 11:25pm

I just wrote a list of almost 50 slogans that I have loved from high and low, new and old userneames and such, and when i was gonna enter the last one the power went off for a split second at work, and now it's all gone. And an hour of work is gone and it will take me forever to find them all again.

i'm sad.

krokun on Dec 08 '08 at 11:26pm

Damn. You can just say that mine made up like 30 of them and it will not be wasted.

martiandrivein on Dec 08 '08 at 11:26pm

ah, good thing I was close enough with the first half...

@ FA...EPIC SUCK! sorry to hear that.

Simpletinrobot on Dec 08 '08 at 11:26pm

I was sad not to make the list, then read the list, and wasn't sad anymore because of how awesome the list was.

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 08 '08 at 11:27pm

^all three people above were on it. Multiple times. Sigh.

krokun on Dec 08 '08 at 11:28pm

Sweet. I have now fulfilled my awesomeness for the day. I can stop trying now.

Simpletinrobot on Dec 08 '08 at 11:29pm

@FA That sucks the power went out
@FA Awesome that I made the invisible list

martiandrivein on Dec 08 '08 at 11:29pm

It's funny how I wouldn't be able to guess which slogans are your favorite, because my favorites sometimes don't go over well and the like.

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 08 '08 at 11:35pm

hahaha, I will attempt to recreate it in the next day or so...although i'm sure it will be different since there's so much to pick from over and over again from some of y'alls.

Larlar on Dec 08 '08 at 11:39pm

I'm with you, Rolf. My favorites are usually the ones that score the worst.

When I tell friends about my slogans sometimes I'm embarassed to say them out loud. They sound so dumb.

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