If you get any closer, we are automatically best friends
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm that she, and you can quote me
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Care to break into song with me?
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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I'm known to spontaneously flash dance
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Beware my Wit
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Your prettier than I am
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You are now within my friend zone
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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While you are reading this shirt, I'm undressing you with my eyes
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Its me, the man of your dreams
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I'm God's gift to women
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I set myself up for my own jokes
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Feel free to seduce me
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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I'm scheming as you read this
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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They call me Comic Relief
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I enjoy making unnecesary comments
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I make awkward silences
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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In the time you've spent reading this, I have checked you out
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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Please don't exaggerate, I take things literally
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Transformers, they could be anywhere
of 42 votes, 40% like it
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