It would be false advertisement if I said I wasn't awesome
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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My favorite color is horse
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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There is a 60% chance of thunderstorms for Philadelphia
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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F**k Columbus and the ship he came on
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Real men beat their meat, not their wife
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I don't like cocaine, I only like the smell of it.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I can't think of a slogan right now
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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This T shirt is a $10 certificate for Threadless
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I'm breaking the first rule of Fight Club
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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WIKIPEDIA is accurate (citation needed)
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Earthquakes, not my fault.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Volunteering, it doesn't pay.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Sex, do it for the kids.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Insert consonantal alliteration here.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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What is a similar word for thesaurus?
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I would put a longer slogan but they only allow 65 characters.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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To catch rabbits, hide behind a bush and do carrot calls
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a Wiinner when it comes to video games!
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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